Being single is such a pain in the ass when all of your friends are taken except you. That's what Patrick Stump feels. So when he stumbles upon a seemingly troll website called buildapartner.com, Patrick didn't think that the huge box on his doorstep will contain that one perfect boyfriend he always wishes to have.

Patrick Stump is a love sick teenager, and Pete Wentz just can't commit long enough for the loveable high-schooler. So - naturally - Patrick gets his heart broken when Pete leaves him for someone Patrick happened to be friends with: Mikey Way. Patrick is infuriated, but being his adorable self can't bring himself to show it. Luckily enough, Mikey's brother is absolutely obsessed with revenge.