Dan Howell is depressed. Phil Lester is not. Dan Howell doesn't want anyone to know. Phil Lester just wants to help. Dan Howell thinks he's alone. Phil Lester wants to be there. Dan Howell pretends he's okay. Phil Lester knows he isn't. ///// *trigger warning* and very short chapters [completed: May 9, 2016]

Dan and Phil are filming Phil is not on fire 6 and are answering a question they received, 'The year is 2087. What does Phil is not on fire 79 look like?' As Dan is re-enacting what it would look like Phil asks him if they would still be together in their old age. Things then start to get... heated.

"Shit, I'm so fucking sorry, I didn't mean to snap at you back there." "Don't use naughty words please." -- punk!phil & little!dan -- published: August 21, 2016

And never did I think that I would be caught in the way you got me. Push another girl aside and just give in. × Or the one where Dan is the schools slut and Phil is the badboy fem!dan because yES???

It's the time where Prince Philip needs to find a princess to share the thrown with. Except he isn't interested in any of the princesses. Over time he becomes more interested in a sassy servant instead.

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"Are you insane or are you just that broken?" he whispered, his face inches from mine. "I'm a little bit of both," I admitted, looking into his eyes. "A trip into my mind would be a trip into a nightmare."

the sequel to 'adopted by dan and phil'.

Dan writes letters to the adorable sad boy in his class but is too scared to send them.

Dan is just like any other boy... except he was born in a girls body. When he reveals to his best friend how he feels she leaves him and he soon gains the unwanted attention of Phil Lester - a person who won't let Dan forget what body he was born into. Finished: 10•05•17