Gerard Way was kicked out of the North Pole. Long story short, someone had roughly 24 criminal charges (these things do happen) and now he's gotta hook a human up with the real meaning of Christmas. And of course, that certain someone just happened to be the world's most cold-hearted businessman. Frank Iero. And there's no way in hell Gerard is letting this man get in the way of him going home, no matter what it takes. Even if he has to hoe hoe hoe his way to the top. Thanks to aerialists for the cover!

Frank is just an ordinary person, with an ordinary job, when one day everything changes. A flaming metal object falls from the sky, crashes right in his backyard, and what was inside it would change his life forever. Chapters: 33/33. Complete. FAQ at the end covers all 3 installations of the fic. Prologue and Epilogue can be found on my page.