Is it just me or does everyone else think 1D cliche stories are funny? Cause I think it's funny how they're all alike. Like it's always that one night where the girl gets pregnant and all hell breaks loose. Or a girl gets kidnapped and the boys of 1D nurse her back to health. So what I'm going to do is write multiple stories using the most cliche plots. Just for my own entertainment haha XD So um if love cliche stories then don't read this cause this whole book is about making fun of cliche plots.

Two seven year olds with a pinky promise lasting through time and space.

Was everything perfect? I had my whole life set out in front of me. A loving boyfriend of three years, a wonderful family, a future. Everything was planned out right down to the last dot. However, sometimes things don't go the way you plan and it takes a special person to show me this. It takes someone to show me that sometimes, you have to stray away from the path laid out before you and discover what you really want in life. And for me, that person is Zayn Malik.

Can this day get any worse? The answer to that is simple. Yes, it can and it did. One day. One day is all it takes for my life to change forever. One person. One person is all it takes to make me realize that everything happens for a reason. And that person is Niall Horan.

(Watty Awards 2012) How did I end up in this mess? One moment I'm strolling along the empty streets of Sydney, and the next thing I know I'm waking up next to some Pop Star on the beach. Never did I expect my life to change so drastically in one night; and I owe it all to Harry Styles. That jerk.

She just wants to be a sport journalist. She is always interviewing the best players in our Uni and sometimes she ends up dating them, but they always break her sweet heart. I would never do that, but she would never interview me even less date me because I'm just a regular football player in the team. I'm not the best, but I want to be. I want her to notice me. This year I'll be the best one. This year she will notice me. {AU Fan Fiction}

Yes, I lost my father and he was the best man in the whole world. Yes, I have a stepmother who is a witch and whom I hate most passionately. Yes, I have two stepsisters that are a pain in my arse and who lost their brains when they were little. Yes, my life is like a cliché from a bloody fairy tale, but you know what is missing? The fucking Prince Charming! And where is he? Nowhere to be found! Probably he's dancing in his palace with a stupid and empty-headed Barbie. Arsehole. Who needs him, anyways? Certainly, not me. I'm almost Cinderella, but you can call me Ella. BOOK #1 in the Aware Princess Series flower: Gladiolus, t symbolises "Strength of character, honour, conviction."

I was named after the little mermaid, thought to be strong and brave. A name worthy of a princess, my mum used to say. But I didn't trade my voice for the handsome prince; I just never had it. I've always been the shy youngest sister, too afraid to raise her voice and make herself heard. I don't have the tail and I don't have the personality. I can sing, but no one ever hears me. I guess I only I have the red hair although it's not even naturally red. So how can I be part of his world when I can't even tell him my name? I better never meet the handsome prince, it'd be doomed to fail. So no, I'm not like the little mermaid, I'm just little shy Ariel. -:-:-:- BOOK #2 in the Aware Princess Series flower: Daisy, it symbolises "Innocence, loyal love, simplicity."

"Every time I saw him, he seemed so distant, as if he were enveloped in a floating bubble of his own, floating yet drowning in his own thoughts. The sunlight fell on his frustratingly chiselled face perfectly, emphasising his jaw line that was capable of making any girl shudder. His knee was drawn up, and his elbow was resting upon it. And if it weren't for his cigarette hand moving to and fro his mouth, I would have thought of him to be a Michael Angelo statue."

"I fucking hate that I need you & I swear to go I know it'll be the death of me."