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Now a digital pilot for SYFY The Society knows when we're going to die. They imprint it on our arms at birth. I was supposed to die yesterday. I'm the girl who's Expired. Winner of the 2020 Readers Choice Awards Cover by @Forcade

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Harry Eastbourne was the golden boy of The Elites Agency. As a special Agent with the fame of a reality star, Harry found himself thrust into the spotlight overnight, the pressure of becoming the best of the best a tumultuous weight on his shoulders. The problem with reality stars is that most of them crash and burn. While having the talent and intelligence to live up to his expectations as an Elite Agent, his personal struggles started to get the better of him. Wrecking his relationships with all those close to him in spectacular fashion, including the love of his life, as well as wrecking his body in the process, Harry found himself amidst scandals large enough to unofficially exile him from England, seeking a quieter professional career overseas. But when Harry finally returns to the English scene four years later, his past returns to haunt him with a vengeance. With personal and professional failures ready to take the lives of the entire Agency and anyone associated with it, it's down to Harry to fix the problems he caused back when he was a troubled man.

Dirty Jokes. Please do not read if you're young and if you get easily disturbed. None of these jokes are mine.

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

~This story is dedicated to the beautiful girl that forever changed my life only to leave me in the darkness to rediscover my life again.~ This was a book that I started writing back about a year ago, but a video game by the name "Hyper Light Drifter" was almost exactly like my book, so I quit writing it. If you want me to continue writing this, I'll consider it, whoever you might be behind that mysterious screen. Half of you are probably reading this on the toilet, tell me if I'm wrong. Edit: I will be continuing this story, due to requests from a certain someone :) (you know who you are), but the story style and arch will be completely different from what the original chapter 1 and a third of chapter 2 is, due to my completely different mindset from when I originally started writing this book.

❝Good morning. This is Target, how can I help you?❞ ❝Why do I have the sudden urge to kill my family?❞ ❝...Woah...well...shit. Ma'am, I think you dialed the wrong number.❞ ❝No. I dialed correctly. Are you any help?❞ ❝...No sé qué decir a esta chica loca.❞ In which a girl named Farah calls Target and meets a boy named Chance. Best Rank : #1 in Short Story (8/27/16)

It is the year 2117. You wake up from a 100 year hibernation experiment that you and 50 other volunteers chose to be in. Finding that only 13, including you, out of the 50 volunteers survived, you must decide whether to stay in the bunker, with hundreds of tunnels and other bunkers to explore, or venture outside to see what has become of Earth. Choose your Friends wisely, and your Enemies wiser, for you must try to stay alive for as long as possible. Warning: Depending on your choices, mild language, gore, and happenings may not be suitable for some people. Read at your own risk!!!

Taken from his home as a wee babe, Hiccup grew up with dragons and was raised by one of the most feared in the archipelago. He is known across the land as the Night Rider and is wanted for the betrayal of his own kind. All Hiccup wants the battle to end on both sides, showing the world that man and beast live together peacefully. Will anyone listen or will the battle of man and dragons continue? (I apologize for the bad grammar and punctuation) Published in 2015