"Because love's such an old fashioned word"
-Under Pressure by Queen and David Bowie
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In which Rita meets Allen when she goes to Rita's.
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This book is a pun honestly.
once upon a time there was a hyper disney fangirl who called her friend, only to end up talking to a cynical world famous singer named lewis instead.
rankings:
short story 1
humor 1