Funny and Cheesey Pick Up Lines

Read some funny and cheesy pick up lines.

Menacingly✔️

"Your problem is that your heart is too big, it leaves you vulnerable and makes you weak." He spoke in such certainty that it brought tears to my eyes, because it was the truth. I was vulnerable and delicate, I was weak and let my guard down too much. "You put your heart on your sleeve. You are oblivious to evil and p...

The Gang Leaders

"Make me some eggs. Im starving" I beg him. This as*hole here doesn't want to feed me. "You know baby doll, I have another pair of eggs that you can eat" He winked at me while I blushed. "I changed my mind" I said. Im going to get you back, pretty boy. Im going to make you regret got not feeding a crazy ass teenager...

His Mission

NOW PUBLISHED IN PAPERBACK ON AMAZON! Since the death of her father, Emily Wentworth has been living a home life full of abuse. She's managed to remain under the radar until she meets Jake Melvin, the local troublemaker. He's drawn to danger and he senses it surrounding Emily... It doesn't take long for Jake Melvin t...

Stepbrother ✔

"You're so lame." Alexander comments as he walks into the kitchen. "Shut up, I don't care." I scoff as I continue to make myself a sandwich. "You know, maybe guys will notice you more once you stop wearing your father's clothes." He teases and at that moment, I turn around to face him and give him a fuming glare. ...

Fade - Book I

[ PREVIEW ONLY ] He's a criminal. She's hasn't broken a rule in her life. He's Italian. She's American. He's mean. She's nice. He's like coffee, dark and bitter. She's like tea, light and sweet. After having the most awkward interview in the world Lily gets confronted by her Italian-American boss and it's not because...

Don't Mess With His Queen

short tempted, feisty, stubborn, sarcastic Spanish woman Rosa. Rosa is not like any other naive or innocent woman, her farther Antonio is in the mafia and taught Rosa how to protect herself using weapons or not. Dante is the leader of the most feared mafia, after Rosa helps Dante, he is intrigued and drawn to Rosa. bu...