I make a lot of puns throughout the day, so hey why don't I put them online too. You've probably heard or read most of these before but maybe you'll find something new. Feel free to comment your puns in the comments with the topic of the day.

Loki Laufeyson has finally been pardoned. After he saved his brother's life and was brought back from the brink of death by talented Asgardian healers, Odin decided that he would be forgiven for his wrongdoings as long as he never attempted to do the same ever again. Seline Volkov, a vampire who has lived on Midgard for over 900 years, was forced into a situation she had no hope of escaping. She fed on a man that had strange-tasting blood, and the next thing she knew, she was in the Asgardian dungeons. When Seline becomes a servant for Loki, he immediately takes a liking to her secretive ways. He knows that she is hiding something, and he will stop at nothing to figure out what it is. Though she is very subordinate, he is determined to make her more than a just a servant to him. However, what Loki doesn't know is that he has finally met his match, and in more ways than one. He seems to think that Midgardians are below him, but what he doesn't seem to realize is that Midgardians come in all different types. There are humans, vampires, lycans, witches... Every mystical creature that was supposedly a myth is real, and his servant happens to be one of the oldest ones in existence. But even with her strength and her power, Seline cannot hide who she is when she feeds for the first time in Asgard. And, unfortunately, the blood of a certain mischevious god is some of the best blood that she has ever come across.

What burns and yet stays cool What's a player and a tool What hides in plain sight, never to be found What power wants to be toned down ** The story is a sequel to A Game of Chess by irwinsobs, so I recommend you go read that first. Disclaimer: I do not own Jim Moriarty. Disclaimer: I'd like to thank irwinsobs for the cover.

As a simple farm-girl bargains for her father's life, she must learn how to prepare for the future that continues to haunt her present. "It's ironic how you speak of cowardice and fear when you hide in the shadows for that very same reason." "Then tell me, little one." He said in a low and menacing voice as he stepped into the light. "Has fear consumed you now?" I do not own the fairytale by Madame de Villeneuve or loki (or anything marvel for that matter).... I just own the girl, the words, and the story. All Rights Reserved

You are a reaper, actually one of Death's favorites. You've been following the story of the Winchesters for a while, staying out of sight, never letting them see you. You slowly fall in love with Sam, even though he doesn't know you exist. But that all changes one day.

I fell in love with Jim Moriarty, a criminal mastermind. But it came at a price. Torture...

"Countless choices define our fate: each choice, each moment, a moment in the ripple of time. Enough ripples and you change the tide." The night has fallen. The walking shadows emerge to gorge on the only thing that keeps them living. Izabella Brighton is one of these shadows. She is one with the night but walks in the sun, and when a young Captain in the British Calvary comes dancing into her life it changes everything. [Now a Featured Wattpad Military Fiction Story] [Now a Wattpad Featured Story] [Now an Official Wattpad Fanfic] This story contains elements from Only Lovers Left Alive and War Horse.

(Starts at the beginning of Thor 2) Noelle has been waiting for Loki to come home for years. And after years of separation, much has changed them and what is between them. Can Noelle find a way to bring Loki to reason and keep him from going insane from the 'voices' he hears? Or is there too much in the way of their happiness? Did Noelle ever really know Loki at all?

What if Loki was supposed to attack Earth? What if it was a prophecy? Noelle is the offspring of a demi-god and a human. Raised on earth, the halfling was close to death when she woke up in Asgard. Her life will never be the same, especially after she meets Loki, Odin's second son. From the moment they met, their love was destined. Note: This story starts before Thor was cast out (the first Thor movie)

What If the Yule ball was a masquerade ? What if no one knew who anyone was until the unmasking at midnight? What would happen when, 7th year, Draco Malfoy asks masked Hermione Granger to dance not knowing their true identities ? And what would happen at the unmasking once they would be revealed ? Set during 7th year loosely! It's not exactly like the books, it's my own timeline and my own spin. This story was originally on my Instagram and now I'm going to put it on watt pad. I love your comments but don't complain please. Enjoy *THIS DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BOOKS!!! YES I KNOW THAT ITS DIFFERENT. The plot in the books is usually ignored and rewritten my own way. It is set Seventh year (their last year at hogwarts during the war.) Please stop commenting that my writing is wrong.*