The only things Normani is absolutely a hundred percent sure that Lauren likes are the following: food, music, being right, pretentious books, kissing, and pretentious books about kissing. So far Camila is not on that list. (Normani's fairly certain.)

The universe had its course for you. Lauren lived in the normality of bustling New York City, the occurrence of noise everywhere she went. People who ran around to places, and where tourists took a picture of the sights they had. One day, she sat on a bench in a neighborhood that was surprisingly quiet, and away from the noise she lived in. She racked her head for inspiration for her old passion of drawing, only to find a beautiful girl across the street reading a book. Lauren faced anomalies, and she came out with something better then the others. Her.

All Camila wants to do is bake some brownies, but apparently the universe has a hidden agenda against her. It's not like a broken oven has ever stopped her before, though. Or: Camila is a drama queen who's had a really bad day and Lauren just so happens to be her neighbor with very functional kitchen appliances.

This is a compilation of satirical 5H/Camren skits, parodies/lyrics, drabbles I write on a whim. (I moved all my longer one-shots to another fic called Strangeness and Charm) ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Please don't convert, translate, or put my content elsewhere.

After seeing the aftermath of a wild party she threw, Camila's parents feel like the only option left to deal with with their daughter's rebel behavior is military school. At this school, she is exposed to a whole new world of strict rules and emotionless people commanding them. Though she is intimidated by it, she quickly seeks comfort in her roommate, the alpha female there, Lauren Jauregui. Her journey will teach her how to love, work hard, and value life along with giving her a new kind of strong: army strong.

It's all just a game. A dare. A marriage. A bucket list. And a bakery. Ships: Camren, Norminah, Vercy, Wally **PLEASE DO NOT COPY/REPOST/REPRODUCE MY WORK. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED!** Cover: @professionalbanana

It's been two years and everything still hurts, for leaving you was the hardest thing I've ever had to do. I'm not going to do it again, the world needs all of us together now and that's just what it's going to get. To me, love is making sure that the people closest to my heart never feel like they don't have a place in my world. Help me, and we'll turn the tides on future that we can't afford to lose.

Lauren Jauregui is a part of the girl group, The Holy Trinity, alongside her best friends Normani Kordei and Dinah Jane. She doesn't allow people to get close to her, other than her bandmates and family, that way she won't get hurt. College student, Camila Cabello, lives a double life. When she's not attending classes at the University of Miami, she posts videos on YouTube. She doesn't show her face on camera, and she goes by the name KC. Lauren takes an interest in KC, but what happens when Camila and Lauren's paths cross?

Tattoo completions replace the concept of marriage in this soulmate AU. With Lauren's crescent moon and Lucy's stars, they're confident that they have matching tattoos and are meant to be life partners. But what happens when their completion ceremony doesn't go as expected? After all, the only star bright enough for the moon is the sun. But what if the sun and the moon hated each other? Matching tattoos or not, Camila and Lauren can't fucking stand each other, so how the heck are they supposed to be destined for each other? No one knows what Vero's tattoo is, but she's in love with her best friend's girlfriend. Will Lucy be brave enough to love Vero despite their tattoos? Gender isn't a criterion for love in this society. Well, except for Normani, who's always dreamt of having a fairytale life with her very own prince-charming. Can Dinah prove that love goes beyond a preferred gender? There's another problem though: Dinah's tattoo doesn't seem to match Normani's. With so much happening, can Ally keep the peace and help her squad find everlasting love? Warning: A FLEET of ships ahead: Extreme OT5 with tons of OTP friendships (cuz I miss takeovers and twitcams). Also, watch out for all the random 5H Easter eggs (find 'em all for some major harmonizer pride points). This story takes place in the tattoo AU created by Giny (ChooseYourLife) from the story "Tattoo Mates." (Special thanks to her for letting me use her universe. Go check out her awesome story: https://www.wattpad.com/story/21084897-tattoo-mates-miniseries ) Also available on 5hfanfiction.tumblr.com **PLEASE DO NOT COPY/REPOST/REPRODUCE MY WORK. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED**

Camila has terrible, terrible luck. The worst kind of luck you can have. Like win the lottery but die the next day kind of luck. Like never been on a cruise before and end up on the titanic kind of luck. Like struck by lightning seven times, only known person to have ever been hit by a meteorite, sitting on a bench that had just been painted in a new outfit, break your arm only to break it again the day you get your cast off kind of luck. She can think of maybe three lucky things that have ever happened to her. Meeting Dinah Jane, her best friend. Her ability to sing and write. And of course, Lauren Jauregui. (Camren AU) (Camila Twin AU) Thank you @SLOTHTATO for the amazing cover!