"Is she an MR?!" 'What's an MR?" Tom asks responding to Violet's question and me being myself I interrupt the conversation. "MR?! I know what's an MR! M stands for Miss and of course I'm a Miss. And R stands for Romantic. And I'm a very romantic person. So that explains that I'm an MR." I smirk at them. "No Miss Romantic! MR stands for Mentally Retarded. And I asked if you are one?" my jaw drops and a gasp leaves my lips. What?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!? "Of course I am!" I respond dropping all other jaws in the room in process. I continue with my tribal dance swaying my hips, waving my hands in air and closing my eyes only to end up on the floor and start laughing all over again. Am I the only one laughing? Of course! (Summary inside) •••••••••••••• If you're looking for a Cliché bad boy romance oopsi doopsi, you're at the wrong place! Thank you @kimsona for such a pretty cover Thank you so much @-StayingUpLate for editing my chapters and making it beautiful! Please enter at your own risk! Cliffhangers ahead! •••••••••• Editing.... Highest ranking #5 in Humor as on 14/9/16

"Who wouldn't love being kidnapped?" "Nobody but you!" ••••• If there's one word to describe Alegra Hush it is Miss Blah blah Blah. I know that doesn't count for one word... nevermind... It's the end of my thinking capacity. Sebastian Knight. There's one word to describe him too. Mr. Bleh. The poker face of his is just so impenetrable that people think it is made of wax until... you know what happens. Oh wait! You don't unfortunately. Until Alegra gets kidnapped on her own will. ••••• A short story which includes one non sense girl called Miss Blah Blah Blah and one no non sense guy called Mr. Bleh. Second book - a standalone two shot of MENTALLY RETARTED series.