"Please watch con air with me this weekend?! " My voice pleaded with the overly grumpy teen in front of me. "Fuck no. As if I want to waste my time on an annoying movie with annoying kid." I clutched the movie to my chest and looked down at the ground. I know this is just him. The yelling and the insults but it doesn't mean it doesn't hurt from time to time. I heard him sigh "look john as much as id like to laugh at how aweful that movie is I have this thing with Terezi this weekend and I kind of want to impress her, I'm already nervous as it is. Why don't you ask Dave the annoying douchebag?" I averted my gaze and smiled "thanks Karkat maybe I'll try him. Hope everything goes well with Terezi." I ran off and when I couldn't see him anymore I slowed down. The one person I didn't want to annoy was dave. I wanted him to think highly of me and if he saw how I fan girled over nic cage. His respect would fly through that window. Though it may have already

Alright. This sucks. Don't waste your time. Don't comment stupid stuff. I know how bad it is. Don't start please. You'll only waste brain cells.

These lemons get p sour ok? B carful, 18+ but I know really no one follows that on here so -_(._.)_- Enjoy!? And yea I know jake isn't on the cover. Yea I know it's cal don't bug me.

Dave and his older brother dirk are demon hunters they both split up to take different jobs but they both run into the one demon you never want to encounter. tricksters ! dirk meets a green eyed demon and dave meets a blue eyed one will they over come there powers and kill them? or be subdued? ( dirkxjake ) ( davexjohn )

john gets framed for 5 murders and sent to jail for life. his cousin jake is there for 27 years. john is an innocent boy who makes quick friends with the guards but not the prisoners. john extremely hates anything to do with crime. he gets a new cell mate who turns out to be his worst nightmare in a human body? (ps jake will be really sassy to dirk most of the time)

Dave and Dirk live a semi normal life. That is until they have a run in with the 2 most wanted criminals out there. What will the brothers do with the dorky but dangerous jake and john.

( vampire Dave Strider an Dirk Strider Non vamp John Egbert and Jake English ) John works a night time shift at a local hospital. Him and his cousin live in a 3 bedroom apartment together. What happens when Jake a local gun range owner beloved cousin doesn't come home? Man Night jobs suck but not as bad as what is lurking in the dark.

The problem for highbloods was that it was incredibly hard to find a kismesis or matesprit that could live as long as you. Even if the hemospectrum difference wasn't challenge enough, the thought of a quadrantmate dying was enough to turn most highbloods away from any type of romance. The tales told to wrigglers were of trolls beating their blood colors and living together happily for thousands of sweeps. Unfortunately for Eridan and Sollux, life is not a fairy tale, and nothing lasts forever.

John and Dave decided to move in together not long after finishing college. They both enjoy the company of each other thoroughly. With this comes many surprises and fluffy adventures.. *** mentioning of Dirk/Jake, Sollux/Karat, and maybe others... Now being me, I'm sure there will EVENTUALLY be smut.... Let the fluff begin! oH. I feel like Kankri... but there's foul language so like--

John goes over to Dave's house before a thunder storm. The power goes out. John gets bored and Dave pursues a the completion of his favorite ship. Boy x Boy PepsiCola Don't like don't read. I don't own Homestuck.