"i promise you, sean mcloughlin, that i will make you love me." in which a boy won't give up his heart for some guy on the football team OR in which a little gay irish boy loves teasing his new american friend [lowercase intended]

Ever wonder why there're shadows lurking in the trees behind you; ever get a feeling you're being watched? Do strange things happening to you that you don't understand? If so, then you're probably being stalked by a Creepypasta. Yes, yes, it's no big deal if you don't mind being killed and what not. But if you have a survival guide on Creepypasta then you're okay, and look! Fortunately for you there's one right here! In this you can read up on the various pastas, know their background information and the weaknesses to defeat them. From the ominous Slender man to The Puppeteer. I know them all. So what are you waiting for? Read this book and plot your survival against them! ⊗⊗⊗ (Image used for the cover isn't mine and never will be!)