BOOK ONE OF THREE My name is Cassiopeia Tabitha Meissa Smith, and this is the story of how I eventually fell in love with Sirius Black. Our story isn't exactly a short one, so sit back, buckle up, and prepare to read the beginnings of this train wreck of a romance. DISCLAIMER: EVERYTHING YOU RECOGNISE FROM HARRY POTTER IS BY TRANSPHOBE EXTRAORDINAIRE J.K. ROWLING So fucking unedited, man.

❝It's technically not catfishing if it's for love, right?❞ ❝Sirius, that makes it worse.❞ ❝Dorcas, can you just be on my side for once?❞ ▬▬▬▬ When her best friend, the heartbreaker Sirius, finally falls for a guy who wants nothing to do with him, Dorcas can't help but laugh at the karma of it all. That is until he enlists her help on his most elaborate scheme yet to win over the lone wolf, Remus... {MUGGLE WORLD AU}

They were reckless, she was not. They were loud, she was not. They were graceful, she had lost count of how many times she'd tripped on the stairs. Yet one fireplace and a blackmail-induced deal later, Aylin Novak ended up in the company of the Marauders. (Regular updates)

•A Wattpad featured story• Hogwarts circa 1975. The Marauders' era is at its peak: James Potter is head over heels in love with a certain redheaded prefect. Remus Lupin, ever the responsible one, is usually keeping track of the Marauders' bets, and trying- however unsuccessfully- to keep the others from creating too much trouble. Peter Pettigrew has been acting a bit odd lately- odder than he normally is, that is. Lastly Mr. Sirius Black- the pureblood player, who cannot for the life of him sustain a relationship for more than a month. But something is about to change. For their fifth year, three girls have transferred from Salem Witches Institute, and from the moment they met the Marauders, they're keeping them on their toes. Despite the friendly rivalry, Sirius finds himself drawn to one of them after finding out about her past, so much like his own. Sassy, single-minded and strong, Arianna Shah is more than pleased to find extremely good friends in the Marauders- after all, who doesn't enjoy being a part of the coolest prank wars in school? But in the process of pranking one another, Arianna finds herself drawn to a certain gray-eyed prankster. Helpful Reviews- "I love those two, but they're a bloody mess, and somebody needs to help them!"- James Potter. "Black had better not try to come near one of my friends again, or I'll hex him into next year."- Lily Evans. "We haven't had a good prank war in ages, so I'm a little thankful they came along- it's definitely going to be an interesting year."- Remus Lupin. "Yes yes, it's all very interesting, can we go eat now?"- Peter Pettigrew. Disclaimer- All characters and places you know belong to JKR and Warner Bros, the rest are created by me. The story will mostly be from either Arianna or Sirius' POV, but I MAY include other POVs to keep things fresh. PS, Sorry about the Fall Out Boy-esque chapter titles! PPS, none of the pictures or gifs belong to me, unless mentioned otherwise

Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs certainly feel quite accomplished after completing what they dub as the Marauder's Map. A map designed to show every classroom, hall, corridor, and even secret passageway of the Hogwarts Castle but also capable of identifying every person, ghost, and poltergeist roaming about. Or so they thought. It takes Elspeth Hayes casually strolling down the corridor one afternoon for the boys to realise that she's not showing up on the map and they want to figure out why. But Elspeth is not about to give away her secrets so easily, after all, a girl has to have her secrets to keep the boys on their toes.

They were polar opposites, but as the old saying goes, opposites attract.

Lily Potter is an average 15 year old living in the United States in 2011. When magic upheaves her life and drops her and her younger brother into a beloved world she thought was fictional, she discovers old family secrets-and family in general.

Valise "Val" Rosalind is a Beauxbaton Academy girl at heart. When her headmistress, Madame Maxime, gives her the chance to go to Hogwarts on a scholarship, she dutifully agrees. When she is sorted into Gryffindor, she meets Ron Weasley, the red-haired klutz that helps her around school. They instantly become friends, and she is introduced to Ron's other friends, Harry and Hermione. After only a small while at Hogwarts, she saves Ron from getting into a fight with the mysterious Draco Malfoy, the Slytherin Prince. Suddenly, Val and Draco are not strangers anymore. Will Valise save Draco from the dark, or join him instead?

Who said Snape couldn't have a little fun with a girl. It reveals that Snape has had daughter all along. When she transfers from Beauxbatons to Hogwarts, what happens?