"The less you care, the happier you are." He turned to face me, his blue eyes dull with traces of betrayal. "No. The less you care, the lonelier you are." - In a world where people have the ability to flip an emotions switch, many people lack feelings and sympathy in general- including Dan Howell after a tragedy strikes and he can't take it. However, he meets Phil Lester, the outgoing flirt with too big of a heart to handle. The two become close, and Dan soon realizes that even with his switch off, he can't deny that Phil is slowly reaching to turn it back on, and Dan can't seem to push his hand away.

Draco has the perfect plan to get Harry Potter and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind?

Hello. We are idiots. This book consists of many fics with many fandoms, take note these are 99.98% accurate and real stories. you may or may not be mentally scarred or confused. every chapter is a new origin story. almost any fandom can be put here, so have no fright. so sit back, grab some memes and food, relax and enjoy the ride ;) . The idiots who wrote this are me (obviously) and waifu @TheFringde (go check out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))