Bullshit Reading List
12 stories
Clichés by ThisLurvelyPolkadot
ThisLurvelyPolkadot
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A small book of: · Overused Dialogues, · Overused Plots, · Overused Everythings. Basically, stuff from books that I've read on Wattpad so far. (Including the lies Wattpad authors tell us) Enjoy! [picture credit goes to original photographer] (let me know if you photographed it so that I can gice you credit)
The Keepers: Sienna (FREE Prequel) by RaeRivers
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Sienna Beckham is a powerful witch, and along with her four fiercely protective Keepers, it is her destiny to maintain the balance of nature in this world. Tonight, it's the town carnival and everyone will be there: Sienna's family; her friends; her protectors. Archer. Laughter and flirtation await. But in a few hours, Sienna's life will have changed forever and her powers stretched to their very limits. For something is lurking in the forest… Murder. Sorcery. Revenge. And no one sees it coming. The Keepers: Sienna is a free prequel brought to you by HarperImpulse. To find out what happens at the end, download the first book in this exciting new paranormal romance trilogy now. Buy The Keepers: Archer: http://smarturl.it/thekeepersamazon
Remember ✓ by arcticstars
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A young man and a woman sit on a hilltop, doomed to watch the same scene play out before their eyes again and again. For how long? Until they remember. {Written 2013.}
Will You Be Mine? by breakingbenjaminfan
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HIlary is a senior in high school. She goes to a Breaking Benjamin concert and once Ben sees her out of everyone he can't seem to take his eyes off her. Hilary goes through some hard times. Will Ben stay or go? Will Hilary let Ben in or keep him out of her past? Read and find out!
In the Diary of Jane by landofhorses
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This story is based off of the song The Diary of Jane by Breaking Benjamin. This story will not have a happy ending so don't read if you are looking for one. Jason your normal teenager has always lived in his brother mark's shadow. In school he is ignored and his parents don't pay attention to him. But his brother has every thing he has ever wanted loads of friends,all the girls, and his parents respect that is in till Jane arrives.
A bundle of paws(on hold) by black_rabbit9
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this story is about how a wolf cub and her mother are banned from the pack the mother left the cub with a fox all the cub knows is that her mother abandon her
IceBreath's descision(A warrior cat fan-fiction) *Old Version* by icebreathwarriorcat
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*This is the old, WAY OLD version, I am keeping this one up just for memories but honestly guys, DO NOT READ THIS VERSION it is Horrible with bad grammar, bad spelling, you name it. I have the rewritten version up on my account so go take a look at that one instead of this. If you are willing to read this, don't say I didn't warn you. This story is a little cheesy in my opinion so that's why I am rewriting it.* Meet Icebreath,a blue and white she-cat from moonclan. she wished that her sisters didn't turn on her or her clan mates. she didn't asked for tigerstar to stalk her in the dark forest. or to have a mate from another clan. or to have a special power that brings cats back from the dead,and most of all she did not Ask to be the daughter of the grusome, deadly, heartless scourge leader of blood clan. this is IceBreath's Desision of either to follow her father's foot steps like her sister or become on of the best clan cat of all time.
Funny quotes/ comebacks by Ed_Sheerans_Wife_cx
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Funny quotes and comebacks that will make you cry!
Wattpad Fan Fiction Rants by yourdirtysecret
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Have you read a Fan Fiction that you felt that their intentions were good but their ideas were over-used? Well, I've read plenty. This is just going to be my rants from Fan Fictions cliché moments to the overused sayings. This story is not in anyway meant to hurt anyone's fragile feelings, just written for the humor of it and it feels nice to get these things off of my chest. But, forizzle, if you cannot handle such things; don't read. {cover made by @OreoChicAllDayErrDay}
Worst Story on Wattpad ✓ by arcticstars
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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!