RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

" I think I love you Pete." "Love doesn't exist Lea. It's just a fleeting need.Its nothing but a concoction of overrated emotions and hormonal imbalances." "Well then, I need you Pete. I think I need you more than I should and that scares me to no end." ................................................................................................................ Amelia Woods and Peter Dalloway were just two strangers. They were just two people in search of something unknown. They were searching for a feeling,an emotion,a missing piece of their obscure jigsaw puzzle. They were in search of the satisfaction that came with the completion of ones soul. Oblivious to the world,they were searching for each other.

Fifteen year old Eden does more than just humiliate herself when she throws her arms around Micah; she changes him forever. Becoming the Seer, Micah’s eyes are opened to the realm of angels and demons. Shy and awkward, Eden stumbles through high school unknowingly changing others, whom Micah will need to complete his mission which began long ago in the ancient City of Enoch and its secret underground temple. With guardian angels, demons, and demon prince leaders, all fighting for and against them, Micah and Eden will have to find their own courage in time for the battle they are thrown into. Good news: The Awakener is available on Amazon for FREE!!! Get ebook for FREE @ http://tinyurl.com/jwd8fon That means in the next few days, the entire book will be back on Wattpad! I want to thank all of you who read and believed in my story long before it was published! You all ROCK!!! <3 I'd love to hear from you!!! You can leave a review/rating on Amazon if you already read it! Or you can message me: Follow me on Facebook: www.facebook.com/authoramandaestrong Follow me on Twitter: @aewstrong Follow me on Instagram: amanda.strong Check out my website: www.authoramandastrong.com

Cherry blossom lipstick: check Smokey eyes: check Skinny jeans: check Dead kid in the mirror: check For sixteen year old Mattie Hathaway, this is her normal everyday routine. She's been able to see ghosts since her mother tried to murder her when she was five years old. No way does she want anyone to know she can talk to spooks. Being a foster kid is hard enough without being labeled a freak too. Normally, she just ignores the ghosts and they go away. There's a little glitch this time. The ghost she sees is her foster sister, Sally. Everyone thinks she's just another runaway. Mattie knows the truth, though-she's dead, murdered. Foster kids look out for each other and Mattie feels like she has to help Sally, but she can't do it alone. Against her better judgment, she teams up with a young police officer and together they set out to discover the truth of Sally's disappearance. Now the killer has set his sights on her. It becomes a race to see if she can find the truth before the serial killer finds her.

Cassandra is a ten year old heiress with a quirky imagination and a will of her own. Her creative mind takes her away to a mysterious new dimension called Aevynon, where she learns haunting facts about her missing father and best friend, William. Cassandra must journey to meet King Trodlof, the hudion, to get answers to questions of life and death. But when enchanted porthole intrigues Cassandra's curiosity, she is shocked by the dark side of imagination. Will the quest of the hudion be cut short forever? © 2012 All Rights Reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means including storage and retrieval systems without permission in writing from Christy Penman.

When 17 year old Harley finds herself jobless, she needs a new job-- and quick. Her uncle comes to her house with a job offer. For her to become a teacher at his school. A school for delinquents. Watty Awards 2010 Winner of Best Overall, Best Romance, Best Female Lead, and Best Cast!