'you're an idiot' 'i was going to give you an ugly look, but i see you already have one." • confessions, rants, mostly tantrums of a paranormal dweeb • cover credits to @wreaths- warning: any brain damage caused after reading this book is not my problem. it's yours.

❛ CAUSE BABY, I KNOW I'M FLAWSOME ❜ a bored potato fails at life so she turns to graphic design

in which laurel, in all her amazing godliness, gives you some graphic tips, templates, tutorials, filters and resources. » cover by [ m e ] » tips for [ m o b i l e u s e r s ] » highest ranking [ n / a ] » all rights reserved -lightsout 2017

❝ RUNNING IN THE DARK TO FIND EAST OF EDEN ❞ ϟ STATUS | CLOSED ϟ . in which zoe hosts some not-so-creative contests. HIGHEST RANKING ; R945

{FIRST BOOK IN 'THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE' SERIES} {2014-2018} A girl moved to California two years ago. No one knows what she looks like. All they know is that she wears a hoodie. *~*~*~* "HOLY SHIT, NOAH! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET THE TROLLEY GO?! COME BACK! OH MY FUCKING LIFE, FIZZY DRINKS UP AHEAD--" BANG FIZZ POP "...am I dead?" I'm suddenly grabbed by the back of my hoodie and pulled up from the ground and out of the mess of the opened bottles of fizzy which had exploded when the trolley and I crashed into them. My hands instantly go to my hood and I sigh in relief to find that it hadn't fallen off through all of that. I turn my head and look the the employee who's holding me, his face completely red and the vein in his neck throbbing. "Wassup, dude?" I smile sheepishly. *~* {HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in Funny #1 in Sad And #1 in Cancer apparently }

When a supposed-to-be-normal summer camp counsellor job presents itself to Ivy Lane, she takes it. Although, what she doesn't anticipate, is for that job to come with an asshole roommate, menacing faces from her past and a whole lot of death. This camp is anything but comforting. **Extended summary inside**

Diary of a 14 year old girl who lost her sister and story about her life and she discovering what happened to her sister. It's a short story but it's really interesting and for readers who hates reading long stories. I wrote this book in a interesting way so go check it out. I hope you will love this book. I work hard on this. Have a great day.

Highest Ranking #1 in Short Story... A collection of murder, theft, and other riddles. After reading these, you'll be able to say; it was Prof. Plum in the living room with the lead pipe. Do not try these at home! I have not made these up myself, I have just described it a bit more, and given a few details, yet the answer stays the same. Comment what you think!

My mind is like Pinterest, I have a whole catalogue for ideas XD But, being the lazy bum I am, I have decided to give you guys my ideas, because they just aren't meant for me to write. Take em, but give me credit, or else... *THREATS* I also do reviews and editing. Kamera Out!