what happens when bts doesn't post anything for days. twitter armys goes crazy and....give birth to.... bts as paper bts as lip colour bts as winx club bts as shoes bts as furniture.... credit to their owners.

(edit 2024: I wrote this book when I was a stupid depressed procrastinating teenager so read at your own risk :') Apologies for any mistakes/inconveniences/offenses.) Just a bunch of short stories. This is just me trying out different things. I apologise in advance. Ok, let's just imagine that bts is Desi. Leave all the history civics geography behind and just pretend. Let the boys be x, where x = desi Yes, this book is a chaos. --- Female reader X BTS (in case you want me to post gender neutral chapters, kindly comment on the intro chapter) I've written it in English. But I've used a little bit of Hindi in between for vibe purposes. Worry not, for those lines are translated :) started: June 2018

What happens when in a grand Indian wedding you collide against the person you knew only through posters and screens, but loved the most? And love happens in the most unexpected circumstance? Follow the adventures of seven girls who meet the Princes of their lives in a grand Indian wedding, in the most unexpected way! Here's presenting to you NAMASTE, where diverse cultures blend, eyes meet and love happens! Seven stories of love all interwined together! NAMASTE: a BTS fanfic. You are all invited! #18 in fanfiction!

Hell I mean hello my pieces of shi- I mean pieces of shimmering chocolates! This book is filled with Condom- I mean content which is random! I can't do anything with your perverted mind kiddos! ??? Offended Already? Then this book is not meant for you The exit door is here ➡ ? But For those who are okay with this.... Welcome to the world of condoms!

❤BTS (Bangtan Boys) As types of people in Indian scenarios❤

Tae: Ye humari prem kahani kab puri hogi? kook: Jab iss Aalsi lekhak ka mann karega! __________________ pesh karte hain TaeKook ki kahaniyan Hindi me! Mat puchna "Top kaun hai? Bottom kaun?", varna jutti se maar maar ke bahar nikalungi! --------------------- Started: 31st January 2019

#1 in shaadi "ROK DO YE SHAADI" "lekin kyun?" "Ky-kyunki dulhe ko bathroom jaana hai!!" "Lekin mujhe nahi jaana bathroom" "Are nahi bhai tujhe jaana hai, jaana padega, nature is calling you. COME ON!!" ========= A DESI AU FOR DESI PEOPLE. ========= JIGNESH IS ARRANGED TO SHREYA! EVERYBODY IS PREPARING FOR THIS MARRIAGE, EXCEPT OUR "YUVA PIDI". WHAT WILL THEY DO OF THIS MARRAIGE?? ACCEPT IT?? RUIN IT?? OR... TWIST IT?? JANTA WANTS TO KNOW!! =========== A DESI BTS AU. =========== JUNGKOOK as JIGNESH JAIN (JUGNU) TAEHYUNG as TANAY KUMAR (TANNU) JIMIN as JITHIN PANDEY (JEETU) HOSEOK as HAPPY JAI SINGH NAMJOON as NAMAN KUMAR YOONGI as YOGI MAHARAJ SOEKJIN as SANJAY KUMAR =========== STARTED: 27th JULY 2018 Cover cr: @felextra_trash Please do not plagerise. The ideas of this book are solely mine. Sidha mere dimaag se nikalke yahan chape hai. Any resemblance to other story or book is purely coincidental.

ALL MY BTS JOKES FROM MY MESSAGE BOARD ARE TRANSFERRED HERE.

"Mene tumhe chetaavni di thi, par tumne suna hi nahi" Krishna said boringly. "Who's Chetna? College me nai aai hai kya? Is she beautiful?" Jignesh asked confused, while Naman was putting dettol on his wounds. "Stupid, chetna nahi chetaavni. Means warning" Sanjay scolded. "Wah wah kya baat hai, iss krishna ki shuddh hindi ka asar dikh raha hai sanjay bhai pr" Jithin said in disbelief. "Bulao bulao ekta kapoor ko. Audition karwao bhai ka" Happy laughed at his own joke but ended up wincing on his own wounds. "Lekin...Yogi kahan hai?" Naman asked when he didn't find yogi in the room. "SHIT" Jithin shouted. "Nahiiiii....kahin..." jignesh couldn't complete his sentence due to the panic building up in his body. But krishna completed his sentence with the same smile you will always find on his face, because he knew everything "Kahin tum log yogi ko wahin to nahi bhool aae? Akele?" Krishna laughed. But others were in pure horror.... "Krishna tu aisi situation par kaise hans sakta hai?" Happy scolded him. But Krishna neither explained himself nor he stopped laughing, he just took his flute and started playing his same soothing melody. A Desi AU where.... Lord Krishna comes on earth to turn some junglee animals into Humans. Those junglee animals are none other than.... BTS/Bigdel Toli Shareef... Jungkook as Jignesh Jimin as Jithin Hoseok as Happy Yoongi as Yogi Seokjin as Sanjay Namjoon as Naman... Kim Taehyung as Lord Krishna😉 Along with their heroines. Ofcourse. Genre: Romantic. Comedy. Supernatural. Mythological. Discontinued....sorry🙇‍♀️ Warning: If you don't know basic hindi, then i suggest you to not read it. This book will contain Hindi, Shuddh Hindi, Tapori Hindi, vulgar Hindi and many other types of Hindi in existence along with English. Typical words will be converted in english alongside for understanding. Posted: 18th November 2018. 😑 Started: june 2019

Sloth, Greed, Envy, Pride, Gluttony, Wrath and Lust. It was all because of those. And now, they are being hunted by their sins. The question is, who is the real sinner? BTS Fan Fic. Epistolary. Date Started: 042218 Date Finished: 082018