A one-shot story detailing the fall of Kim's butt 🍑~🍑~🍑~🍑~🍑~🍑~🍑~🍑 Everyone knew Kim Kardashian as a sweet and loving person. She cared for the poor, the unfortunate and the helpless. But what is behind Kim Kardashian? The woman who inspired millions to learn how to love themselves using selfies? It's a simple answer, her butt. Her butt has always been behind her. No matter where her butt is, Kim will always be one step ahead of it. No matter what happens, it'll always be hidden in the shadows of Kim's fabulous clothes. But it will never stop trying. One day, the butt will bring the downfall of the owner. 🍑~🍑~🍑~🍑~🍑~🍑~🍑~🍑 "If you know how I feel, why would you say that? Like you put me in such an uncomfortable situation like you know I'm not happy you know I'm trying to see if it will work out here and I know it's not!" -Kim Kardashian, KUWTK "We're not going to f---ing find it in the ocean!" - Also Kim, KUWTK

Why compare one to the other...when they both have so much to offer?

A small café two blocks from the university. A jock/bad boy who everybody knows and love. A quiet, shy pre-med nerd who nobody knows. Except for the bad boy... who always wants that Peppermint Mocha made only by the quiet nerd.

❝ because of the thoughts that kept her awake at night ❞ A series of phone calls in which they realize that two is stronger than one. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• BOOK TWO of the MOMENTS SERIES N E J I T E N COMPLETED

❝ the teardrops that blurred her dreams ❞ A series of emails expressing her love and documenting their story. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• BOOK ONE of the MOMENTS SERIES S A S U S A K U COMPLETED Cover credits: rainadays-

Ever wonder about Sasuke's inner thoughts and feelings? I do not own Naruto or any characters.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

So, this is a fanfiction poking fun at the truly bad fanfiction of Naruto. Yes, I am also guilty of this, but I at least try. Others.... Don't.... By the way, if this is in any way resembling your story, do two things for me. 1: Please delete your story and consider why you even try. And 2: Please don't get upset. This is in no way targeting anyone in particular. It's targeting the whole community. That's hundreds, if not thousands of people. Anyway, please enjoy!

Team 7 has finally cracked. They all hate the leaf. All for very similar reasons. Sakura hates lady Tsunade with a passion. She calls herself her sensei but all she does is mentally and physically abuse her day after day. Depleting her chakra reserves to the point where she can't even move to get herself off of the ground again. The villagers hate Naruto. So he hates them back. They trash his place everyday and throw stones at him. They once chased him off a cliff. They didn't want him as a shinobi. They didn't care about him. They saw him as a tool that should be disposed of as quickly as possible. He was the nine tailed fox to them and thats all he would ever be. Sasuke hates the leaf. He found the note shisui wrote to Itachi and uncovered the truth from there. Danzo is a shady dirtbag, the coucilers are older than dirt and should be 6 feet below already, and the worst part is they think he can use both him and his teammates to no only be the next sannin but to have total control over the village. Kakashi hates the leaf. Literally all of the leaf. He hates tsunade for the way she treats Sakura, he hates the villagers for what they do to Naruto, he especially hates, the council, danzo and Orochimaru for what they did to Sasuke and his clan. But most of all he hates the leaf because it took everything from him. He wasn't about to sit back and watch it happen a second time.

Orochimaru never became a missing-nin. The Fourth Hokage still stood tall. There was no Uchiha Massacre. The Akatsuki never existed. Madara never became a problem. What could go wrong in such a perfect world? Sakura Haruno had always been alone, and at thirteen, she abandoned Konoha. She had to run from her past, but what exactly would wait for her in her future? @NarutoWattyAwards 2014 Third Place Winner in the General Naruto Category! *Written from 2013-2015*