sar·casm ˈ/särˌkazəm/ noun the use of irony to mock or convey contempt. come·back ˈkəmˌbak/ noun a quick reply to a critical remark.

You know when there is that 1 person that is just so annoying and you want to slap them so bad? Well you may as well insult them instead. There is also other stuff as well in this book, but it is mostly comebacks and insults pickup lines that back fire also. So hope you enjoy!!!!!! p.s. this is my first book though!!! And also not all of these comebacks are mine so yeah baiii!

Some of the best blonde jokes and insults! Please vote and comment if you laugh, I love reading all the comments :) (I can't take credit for all of these jokes)

4.)Nail Polish Painting over your nails the same color so you don't have to use nail polish remover.

A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but some are also from books or social media so don't sue me. All photo rights go to original owners. Beautiful cover by: @ghastlybeauty_ Please don't copy this book. Thanks❤

Just some blonde jokes ( Ok for all ages)

Here is a book of all the BEST quotes & comebacks I have ever made/read.

-Sarcastic jokes and lines Cover made by me: Curls_X ...

Just some of my favorite song quotes. Enjoy!