Cause we're all dysfunctional human beings who mess up life however hard we try. This book is brought to you by an extremely awkward human being who has had to learn how things work in life the hard way. Highest Rank: #18 in Non-Fiction [10.09.16]

Just a random book of funny things! (I wrote this when I was young so I apologize in advance for it being offensive or rude in any way)

You've heard her side of the story. And now... you'll hear theirs. They're the guys who contacted Mercedes Ayres for one reason: To lose their virginity. Maybe they heard a rumor about her services. Maybe a friend told them. Or maybe they found out by accident. Some of them are nervous and want to make sure their girlfriends have the perfect first time. Some of them don't know what they're getting into. And some of them want to find out exactly how far a lie will get them. In this series, you'll get to know the story behind each of the guys who get into Mercedes' bedroom. Tommy Hudson, the boy in a long-term relationship who unintentionally starts the whole thing. Nerdy Evan Brown, who just wants to rock his girlfriend's world. Chase Redgrave, whose actions definitely don't speak louder than words. Handsome Orlando, who might be hiding his true intentions behind a killer smile. And everyone in between. What happens in Mercedes' bedroom is supposed to stay there. But these guys are about to find out that it might be harder to keep the secret than they ever thought possible. Ten virgins. Ten stories. Ten weeks. Because before every first time, there's a whole lot of second guessing.

comebacks are supposed to be savage and here are a few ones that are truly savage @sadreadingchick made my cover btw my name is saharali005

Random crap to do when your bored.

Bibliophile Gwen got kissed under a mistletoe at a Christmas Party. She has no idea who kissed her. That's a good thing because she is willing to forget that it ever happened. It was a humiliating moment for her. She wants to forget about it, however, her school keeps on buzzing who kissed Mary. Unfortunately, fate has other plans and that kiss was only the beginning. Because of forgetting an important envelope in school and trying to get it on a blizzard night, she got snowed in school with a certain someone. ~I usually update every Monday!~ ----- omg this book hit #434 in Teen Fiction (12/22/16) #386 in Teen Fiction (12/23/16) #356 in Teen Fiction (12/31/16) #322 in Teen Fiction (12/31/16)

Cassie Claire was in for quite the pickle. She and her bevy of BFFs decide to go to the store one morning, but little did she know that she was about to meet one sexy, sexy man. Like in a romance movie, they locked eyes, and the whole world came to a screeching halt. What happened next wasn't as similar to a romance movie. He put a gun to her head And kidnapped her.

Mira, a college Sophomore, interrupts a deal with the Devil. After the demon corners her, she is sure he's going to kill her. But, luckily for her, he is too fascinated with her soul to end her life. Or perhaps she's not so lucky after all. His fixation with her has cost her everything. With help from new friends, she will stop at nothing to reclaim her life. But what will happen when she has to face her undeniable attraction to the evil, albeit stunning individual who put her in this situation? And how much time does she have to save her soul before their attraction to one another becomes something far more sinister?