Donald Trump is a vain, hateful piece of scum. But that doesn't mean he's incapable of feelings. And when he lays eyes on Hillary Clinton, he can't even imagine how traumatic life would be without her. Trump makes it his own personal mission to win the heart of the unattainable Hillary, while in the process, dominating the United States, and eventually, the world.

You are a young hard worker that has traveled around the globe, can speak 30 languages and knows what to do. Your boss is a Muscular Green Beauty that starts to spend more and more time with you. Could it be love for you, for once? NOTE: THIS BOOK IS FOR EPIC GAMERS. IF YOU'VE BEATEN HEROBRINE OR THE ENDER DRAGON, COME ON IN.

She wasn't born cool for the summer, so they locked her up in the basement thinking she would rot there. How wrong they were when they found out that she lived a secret life down there... and what a life! Oh, I forgot to introduce her to you. Her name is Poot. INTRODUCTION VIDEO BY THE AUTHOR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtYdReP7xnU