The Satanic Witch, by Anton Lavey is a book describing what it means to be a woman who is a satanist. This is my interpretation of the manuscript based on my knowledge of the religion, as well as my personal experience as an Independent Satanist. I will also be including some of my own personal beliefs related to the philosophy. **I suggest that you don't read this just to yell at me in the comments. If you can't open your mind, you shouldn't open your mouth.

Called "The Black Pope" by many of his followers, Anton LaVey began the road to High Priesthood of the Church of Satan when he was only 16 years old and an organ player in a carnival: "On Saturday night I would see men lusting after half-naked girls dancing at the carnival, and on Sunday morning when I was playing the organ for tent-show evangelists at the other end of the carnival lot, I would see these same men sitting in the pews with their wives and children, asking God to forgive them and purge them of carnal desires. And the next Saturday night they'd be back at the carnival or some other place of indulgence. "I knew then that the Christian Church thrives on hypocrisy, and that man's carnal nature will out!" From that time early in his life his path was clear. Finally, on the last night of April, 1966- Walpurgisnacht, the most important festival of the believers in witchcraft-LaVey shaved his head in the tradition of ancient executioners and announced the for

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When one of Dave Mustaine's best friends dies in a bus crash, he starts to act a little strange, and gets kind of moody. But he's not the only one with problems. David Ellefson, aka "Junior" has a secret he won't tell, and Dave starts getting really pissed off about it. (The story's written in Dave Mustaine's point of view)

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