What would happen if a casual stoner and a suicidal nerd got stuck together during the zombie apocalypse? Warning: This fanfiction will contain a fuck ton of swearing, suicidal thoughts/actions, and a shit ton of gay. If you don't like that, then you're out of luck. (side note or whatever: best description ever ikr? Idk how to explain this.. just go with it)

"Whatever causes night in our souls may leave stars." The story is not mine

What would happen if the worst fear in your life that you didn't know you had came true? Hawks boss (Endeavor) is being more of a asshole than ever, his phone falls down a sewer drain, and he's gotten sick. Now, add being Bird-Napped by the League of Villains to the list.

Shyan one shots, will try to post once a month, but I also have stuff to do, sorry ^ - ^