Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Arrabella Middletin hasn't spoken a word since she was eight years old. The only thing she shares her thoughts with is her diary. She lives with her abusive father and is starting a new school. With a dad that freaks out when she makes a friend or even associates with others what will he do when Arrabella discovers that werewolves exist and she finds her mate; her alpha mate. How will she react when her mate has a hard time controlling his anger and Aria won't talk to him? What will he do when he finds out she can talk? Will Aria shut him out or let him in? Will Tyson be okay with her being mute? Will he leave or will he be just what Aria needs?

This story is officially abandoned. However, I will be posting another repost of this AFTER heavy editing, but on another account. If anyone is interested still, you can always PM me and I'll send you a link :") The name, the blurb and maybe even the names of the characters WILL change in the repost, however, it'll overall be better in terms of punctuation, grammar, spelling and plot. A huge thank you to everyone who has ever supported this story, commented and voted on it, you guys are the best! <3

Mia is a 17 year old girl living in a house full of animals... Literally. I'd like to say that she has a normal life with normal friends and a normal lap dog, but she doesn't. She is a werewolf, and she lives in a house where teen wolves are taken in after being abandoned by their parents. Trying to survive there is a nightmare, so will she make it when real trouble arises?