Please note that this book does include sexual references. It isn't a story, but in fact another game type of thing. Please be mature about this, and if you know you can't be mature about this, don't read it.

I never thought this day would come, (Not so soon at least). The day I finally put my foot down and literally scream, "CAN YOU QUIETEN DOWN?", to yet another imbecile down the street. I think I realised how much, we as a society are forced to be tolerable of other people. When I went to the cinema and politely told this tall individual that I cannot see past their massive head all I received was a "that's your problem midget", and a big ol classic middle finger in front of the face. That got me thinking as I lay in my bed at 2 in the morning. It was as if a light bulb had gone off in my head because everything seemed a little brighter. I took my pen and paper and started jotting down my struggles which eventually turned into the abomination you have here. My very first book which was previously known as "Weird and wacky things girls understand" to now become what it was always destined to be. "Weird and wacky things nearly everyone understands". Undergoing complete reconstruction

A whole book about the fma and brotherhood cast, acting like idiots! Ever wanted to see Al curse? Done. Ever wanted to see Ed be a whack a mole? Done. Ever wanted to see Gluttony in a dress? Um...why would you? But hey, it's done! SO ENJOY