Pop-culture phenomenon, social rights advocate, and the most prominent LGBTQ+ voice on YouTube, Tyler Oakley brings you his first collection of witty, personal, and hilarious essays. For someone who made a career out of over-sharing on the Internet, Tyler has a shocking number of personal mishaps and shenanigans to reveal in his first book: experiencing a legitimate rage blackout in a Cheesecake Factory; negotiating a tense stand­off with a White House official; crashing a car in front of his entire high school, in an Arby's uniform; projectile vomiting while bartering with a grandmother; and so much more. In Binge, Tyler delivers his best untold, hilariously side-splitting moments with the trademark flair that made him a star.

I seductively walked to the drunk at the corner of the alley. He saw me and smiled widely. "Come have a drink with me! Lift your hood so I can see your beautiful face!" he yelled. I did and put a stone cold expression on my face. "You! You're supposed to be dead!" he said, trying to get up, but falling right back down. "Yes. I am supposed to be dead. But I'm not. The dead always come back to haunt you. But I'm not here to haunt you." He let out a sigh of relief. "I'm here to kill you." I hissed. He widened his eyes in fear and cowered into the corner. "It's funny how karma works, isn't it? You kill three innocent children and two of them just happened to be my beloved siblings. Now, I'm back for revenge." I smiled sweetly. "No! Get away from me!" he shouted, breaking a beer bottle and holding the glass in front of him. Perfect. "Do me a favor, and fill that bottle with your blood." I said, using my gift, and pointing to the unbroken beer bottle next to him. He immediately took the broken glass shards and started cutting himself with it and filling the beer bottle with his own blood. His shrieks of pain filled a little joy into my heart. "P-please! Make it stop! What are you?!" "Shut up and keep going." I hissed. He shut his mouth and cut ten times deeper. By the time an hour has passed, he was on the ground, lifeless. I smirked and took the filled bottles. "Thank you for the drink."

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"Wait. I want you to keep this." he said and he gently lifted my hair and tied his mother's necklace around my neck. His hand lingered softly at the back of my neck. "I can't take it, Alec. I don't know when - if I'll be back." "My mother had told me that I would give it to the one I love. You have to keep it. Do with it whatever you want. Its yours. Just like my heart. No matter how many miles will divide us, I'll always be thinking of you. Please return. I will keep my word and not follow you, but please come back to me." he whispered softly in my ear. My urge to stay overwhelmed me but I knew I couldn't give in. I stepped away and looked one last time at his piercing burgundy eyes. "Goodbye Alec." And with that I left, leaving behind my only reason for living in this empty cold world. +Twilight Fan Fiction+