Benjamin Hansen is tall, dark and gruesomely handsome- not to mention, filthy, filthy rich. He has everything he could possibly desire, and believes this to his core, but that's only up until the moment that young, damaged sweetheart Aria Leverton stumbles into his lap. Aria is frankly just trying to get through life in one piece. Fate has never been on her side, but as a new job opportunity practically falls into her open arms, offering stability and hope for her future, she doesn't waste a moment to hesitate. A stunning billionaire who can't love and a hopeless romantic who's just looking for the right guy. They couldn't be more wrong for each other... But how can they resist? *Inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey- but all characters and storylines are my own* **edited**

"It is your choice," he said, stepping so close to me that our lips were almost touching. "Either do what I say - or get another job." My heart stood still as I gazed up into his deep, dark, dangerous eyes... In a world where women's only role in life is to sit at home and look pretty, Lilly is determined to fight for her freedom. There's only one problem: a powerful man blocking her way.

[completed]. Callie Donovan never knew what she had coming when she applied into an all boys school. I mean a girl could everything a boy could do right? How wrong she was because now, she's the cross dresser who has to deal with Liam (the drop dead gorgeous principal's son who seems really interested in her), Ethan and Rori. All in the while trying hard not to fall for Easy, her sexy roommate.

Teen romance is overrated. Kit Dawson is probably the only sane person at Finnigan High who thinks so. She doesn't believe in soulmates or destiny, or in finding her true love at the age of eighteen. She's a realist- and she's proud. But that's when everything spins out of control. Into her life spirals the dreamiest of dreamers- a boy who's obsessed with finding love for himself, as well as for everybody around him. She's the only one who can keep him from soaring to close to the sun, and he's the only one who can pull her off the ground. And when two people, with morals and beliefs so strikingly different, end up spending more time than required with each other, something's bound to happen. Let's just hope it's something good. Copyright ©2015. All Rights Reserved.

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

"I think something might have happened to me Saturday night. Something bad." Private Investigator Dani Ripper's client list is nuttier than the Looney Tunes conga line, but she diligently solves one crazy case after another, waiting for a game-changer. Enter Riley Freeman, 17-year-old honor student. Saturday afternoon Riley quietly placed a little strawberry sticker on her private area and pretended it was a tattoo. She didn't tell anyone about it. That night she went to a slumber party that featured drinking and boys. Riley fell asleep, woke up the next day with no reason to think anything happened... ...Until Monday, at school, when a classmate called her Strawberry. Coincidence or crime? Dani agrees to investigate. And the roller coaster ride begins.

#34 𝑖𝑛 𝐻𝑢𝑚𝑜𝑟 - 𝐹𝑒𝑏 13, '18 𝐿𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑉𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝐻𝑖𝑔ℎ 𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑜𝑡𝑦𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙. 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝐶𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝐿𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑓𝑖𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑜𝑡𝑦𝑝𝑒. 𝑆ℎ𝑒 𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑝𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑒. 𝑆ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑗𝑜𝑐𝑘𝑠. 𝑆𝑜, 𝑖𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑟𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑎𝑑𝑎𝑟 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑖𝑑𝑒 𝑖𝑡. 𝐻𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝑀𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑟𝑘, 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝑗𝑜𝑐𝑘. 𝑁𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦, 𝐶𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝐿𝑖𝑎𝑛 ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑠 𝐻𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝑀𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑟𝑘. 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝐻𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑠 𝐶𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝐿𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑙𝑒𝑓𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑛 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑. "𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑎 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑚. 𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑡𝑜𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑚𝑠 𝑎𝑡 𝑜𝑛𝑐𝑒."

Levan is the night Ten is the the light Levan is the ground Ten is the sky Levan is the low Ten is the high Tenerife Cohen is the girl who wanted life. Levan Emery is the boy who wanted to die. Two completely different lives. what happens when they collide? When Ten meets Levan, It's gonna be a pocketful of hell and pocketful of heaven.

The perspective of the Three Musketeers when they first met Naomi. Thank you @TheOkayGirl for editing and enjoying the book, grammar and all

"There are a million shades of grey between their black and their white - but no one ever cares to see them." In a world with a limited view of gender, Cam Shills struggles to come to terms with their identity as neither male nor female, a shade of grey in the midst of a sea of black and white. The road to acceptance isn't easy, though, neither for themself nor those around them. "If no one wants to acknowledge who you are, do you really exist at all?" Featured on the @lgbtq page Cover made by @EllinaFatima highest rank-- #16 - 08/09/16 © Makenna Collette (@mack-collette) 2016 All Rights Reserved