[complete] dhizzle : can i call u mine? amazingphil : ugh ; 2009!phan ; copyright © 2018

Summary: Dan draws, Phil doesn't. Phil wears black shirts, speaks loudly, and glares at everyone. Dan wears grey jumpers, doesn't talk, and tries to stay invisible. Phil's reckless, Dan's not. This is as story about two polar opposites who mange to have a string of first times together, and maybe even a cute love story. Because unexpected things always happen, when you try to keep someone at arms length. Rating/Warnings: Mature Readers (READ AT OWN RISK). This story may contain topics of depression, cutting, anxiety, panic attacks, assault, gay slurs, and minor sexual content. If any of the listed content triggers you, please do not read. Please do not copy and post my story anywhere else or create an "adaptation" of my work. Thank you. Copyright © 2013. strawb3rryvib3s All Rights Reserved.

phan // in which a rich kid meets a cute homeless boy who has something he needs

"i want you to kill me." -- the one where dan is suicidal and phil is homicidal.

One day, Dan meets a girl at a bar. He likes her a lot, and so he asks her for her number. She gives it to him, no problem. When he texts her the next day, he finds out that she, indeed, gave him a fake number. But who knew something good could come out of it? Dan: Kaylie? Unknown Number: sorry, dude. fake number, I guess.

Dan Howell was the typical spoiled, rich boy with butlers driving him to operas and maids making him nachos for breakfast. Phil Lester, however, was the opposite. Barely any money and deadbeat parents, he lives in a bad neighborhood in a gross apartment with cat hair covering the carpet and an odd roommate. And then Dan's parents decide he needs to love someone rather than himself, and when Phil shows up at his mansion steps, Dan's parents grow fond of him- so much that the two are exchanging rings and Phil is moving in with his new spouse. They tell Dan he should give it a few months, to be patient, and if he still doesn't like him then they'll sign the divorce papers and call it quits. Marriage isn't perfect, right? Well this one is the exact example. But they could always pretend.

{COMPLETE} **Please note: this is not the skin fic** AU! Anything that happens to your soulmates skin happens to you. Examples~ If you get a tattoo, If you get a paper cut, If you scrape your knee, If you draw on it, etc.

('LETHAL' SERIES PART I) Of course, having the ability to change and move objects using nothing more than brain power has its perks, but being sent to a special school isolated from all other humans is definitely not one of them in Phil Lester's mind. In the eyes of Dan Howell, being feared is far better than being loved; the latter is overrated - it's one of the only things he's sure of. Coming from a world where you are different and into another where you're just another indistinguishable face in the crowd takes a while to adjust to. Especially when there are people who could provide fatal consequences if you were to cross them. (COMPLETED) **** Warning: contains dark themes such as death/murder in parts, but no triggers on the lines of self-harm, mental illness etc. Feel free to message me just in case. (Honestly, this fic is a mess and I'm sorry in advance) © Please don't repost my works on any platforms without my permission, this includes translations.

"Never fall in love with a human, for it is the worst fate to fall upon a witch." In a world where witches and humans live side-by-side, a war breaks out after the two species procreate, producing bloodthirsty children. As a result, the government puts laws into place: Witches and humans must never fall in love or bear children. It's a rule that Dan Howell and his family have lived hand-in-hand with, even going so far as to make sure that Dan never has prolonged contact with the other species. When Dan goes to his favourite magic shop one day, he meets the new employee, Phil Lester. A human who he can't seem to get rid of. Cover creds: pretive Prompt creds: moondaniel

Part 1 of the infamous series. Feelings appear. Sparks fly. Love rises. Problems occur. Please note: This story is now very old (7 years old in 2020) and I'd like to think my writing has improved since then! There are a bunch of cringey parts and bad writing in here, but enjoy and thanks for reading! :)