Unforseen circumstances force Voldemort to bring Harry back to Riddle Manor with him on the night of October 31, 1981, after tying to kill him. How will our favorite Dark Lord and his followers going to deal with taking care of a baby? This story isn't mine! It's the property of Yuudan (formerly Madness for sale) on fanfiction.net I just had to put it on! It's an amazing story and you WON'T STOP LAUGHING! ;)

[Completed as of 11.15.16] Mai, that's all she knew. Her name was Mai, her mother told her to wait in the park. She had been sitting there for 3 days. Her mother said she'd be right back. Mai was only 5. She never spoke. She was scared. She didn't know what to do. Where was mommy? Why did she leave her? [♡Highest Rank: #7 in #honey♡] - 7.08.2020 [♡Highest Rank: #11 in #ohshc♡] -As of 01.05.2018 [♡Lowest Rank: #127 in #ohshc♡] - As of 03.15.2021 [♡Highest Rank: #127 in Fanfiction♡] - 11.2.2016 [♡Lowest Rank: #982 in Fanfiction♡] - 9.29.2016

Greetings humans. I am terribly sorry for the fact that this fan fiction, created by the author, has no description. The author forbade me of spoiling any distinct detail of such that can relate to the plot of this story, such unforgivable law, is it not? Although, the author did tell me that I am quite similar to the protagonist of the anime, "Tokyo Ghoul," also known as Kaneki Ken. I cannot tell you my name, sadly. It seems like I just simply do not have one, or perhaps the author did not tell me what should I be called. All I know, is that this fan fiction is not, I repeat not, a crossover of Hunter X Hunter and Tokyo Ghoul. But, who knows, right? It could be. And I could be lying the whole time, or I was not informed of the truth, therefore not knowing if what I'm saying is a fact or just a lie. I am very skilled in the art of lying, so perhaps, I am? Or not? Oh, and if you think this book isn't worth your time, then I must inform you that this book won second place in the 2015 Winter Hunter X Hunter Watty Awards in the Other/ Mixed Media section, only beaten by "Elementally Gifted." But, if I heard correctly, the author wasn't that surprised to not have gotten the first place. They said they hadn't even thought of winning since this book was entered only with a few chapters. Hmm, it seems like our chatting period is over. Such a shame. It was a pleasure talking to you all, but then again, you must be wondering who am I. Well, let's just say that the author created me within their vast imagination.

Hmmm? What's this? You expect me to give you a description? Ha! No. Fucking. Way. I guess it's wrong to curse at "such a young age", but trust me, I've done worse. Now, I'm in jail. Just kidding! I'm in an asylum. Wanna know who placed me here? Well, it's my "parents." Tsk, such horrible creatures. Yeah, I'm mental, amazing, right!? My parents WERE the only things I cared about. But no, they abused me. Hit me. Threw me at the trash, the dump. Police found me, placed me here, at this asylum. Ugh, those painful memories. So bitches, if you wanna know what happened, read on. Cuz honestly, I just wanna write, absolutely no fucks needed. I don't care for humanity. I just wanna remove my bad mood now. So are you prepared to read on? Well you better be. Cuz this, is my monochrome headache. A headache I can never escape from. Never.

Orochimaru never became a missing-nin. The Fourth Hokage still stood tall. There was no Uchiha Massacre. The Akatsuki never existed. Madara never became a problem. What could go wrong in such a perfect world? Sakura Haruno had always been alone, and at thirteen, she abandoned Konoha. She had to run from her past, but what exactly would wait for her in her future? @NarutoWattyAwards 2014 Third Place Winner in the General Naruto Category! *Written from 2013-2015*