// I gave up editing this asdfg Draco's afraid. Yes, Voldemort is dead but he's more terrified than ever. Draco is lost. He doesn't know what's right or wrong anymore. Draco's tired. He wants to end it all. So he ran away. He started a new life in the muggle world. A new name, new life, new home. The least he wanted is to stumble across another wizard. Which also happens to be Harry Potter

in which two rivals return to the school they once called home as professors, and are brought together by the meddling of two trios. © 2017 ↯ plebeians- a harry potter fanfiction

Draco Malfoy found himself inevitably normal. Normal house, normal job, normal friends, everything was normal. But the thing is, Draco Malfoy doesn't do normal. Oh no, Draco Malfoy does snarky comments and messing around with the wrong kinds of people. Draco Malfoy does magic and diabolical plans. Draco Malfoy does not do muggle. Words: 5.4k approx.

Draco Malfoy is bored out of his mind in his eighth year at Hogwarts. After a prank gone wrong, he discovers that Harry's life isn't really that much better than his own. As they try to keep their friends from realizing that they've somehow swapped minds, they find it's easier to spend time together. Becoming friends comes naturally. But are their friends really as fooled as they believe? Complete at 5 chapters; will post a chapter a day all this week as a birthday present to myself.

It's a few years after the war, and Harry Potter is sick of his fame. He gets a chance for a new start in the muggle world , but fate isn't always on the same page...

Harry comes across a personal ad in the paper. SEEKING; HARRY POTTER LOOK ALIKE FOR DISCREET HOOK UP. A Drarry short story.

{Their Family book 1} Harry Potter works as Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts, but while picking Teddy up from the Primary Wizard Academy he notices a young crying child and decides to help. Draco Malfoy has had a pretty hard time trying to raise his son since his wife's death. While signing his son up for classes at the Primary Wizard Academy the young boy happens to wander away, luckily the Golden Boy is always there to help. Can they let the past be in the past to forge a better future? "Whose kid is this?" "He's mine, Potter." "No, seriously..." [COMPLETE || Rated Mature by Wattpad for some?reason?]

After the Battle of Hogwarts, all students were asked to return to repeat their year for a proper education, much unlike what they received the previous year with Death Eaters as professors. After Draco helps Harry calm down after a panic attack, they quickly learn that mental and physical changes (such as Draco's dyed blue hair) were not the only changes that took place, but emotional ones as well.

The eighth years decide to play Truth or Dare at a party for Interhouse Unity, after a very revealing game everyone is shocked as to what Harry Potter admitted. Unfortunately, Harry was black out drunk that night and doesn't remember anything from the party, and his friends are hesitant to tell him anything. It's a good thing Draco Malfoy isn't his friend... (Also on Archive of Our Own on my account FurbyJones) [Edit: I wrote this when I was 14, so... fair warning lol.]

This one is not my story! The Lip-Lock Jinx, a jinx that renders the victim mute that can only be undone in two ways: if the caster reverses the spell on the victim, or if the victim serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he gets jinxed by Ginny Weasley and that he's in love with Draco Malfoy.