***VOTED BEST LAUGH BY WARRIORS WATTY AWARDS*** WELCOME TO THE ORIGINAL 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN!! THIS IS A BIG BOOK FULL OF SPOOFS! FOLLOW BRAMBLECLAW ON HIS ADVENTURES!! BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU DONT TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME! This book depicts highly trained professionals. If you would like to do a similar book to this, please PM me and I'll check it out! But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give me credit because I don't want any confusion! That's right. NO STEALY STEALY STALKERS. All of these spoofs I worked very hard on, and would appreciate it if there would be NO MORE COPIERS! I have already had too much of that. I THANK ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS FOR MAKING THIS BOOK SUCH A SUCCESS!!

EPILOGUE WILL BE FREE STARTING JUNE 29TH, 2023! Diana wakes up in pain, tied to a bed and unable to escape. She's been trapped by a group of surgeons with a twisted passion and she's their next victim. ***** Diana Slater, a typical University student, wakes up in pain, tied to a bed and unable to see. After a mysterious figure, known only as Dr. Sweeney, nurses her back to health she finds out the truth. The Doctor has kidnapped her and given her a cat's eyes as part of a larger ploy to turn humans into collectibles. Now she's being trained by Ben, another patient, with the skin of a snake, on how to behave. Diana and Ben are forced to work together to try to escape the murderous doctors - until she discovers Ben might not be the victim he makes himself out to be. The only person Diana can trust is herself, and if she fails, her eyes won't give her another nine lives. [[Winner of the 2018 Fiction Awards for Best Horror Story]] [[word count: 80,000-90,000 words]] Cover designed by Holly Thurston

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Just some Gravity Falls comics I found. Just to clarify, none of these comics or pictures belong to me and Gravity Falls belongs to Alex Hirsch. Enjoy! :)

* 2017 WATTY WINNER!* Blurb: Humans are at the top of the food chain and always have been. But what if they weren't? What if another took our place and decided to raise and exploit us as we have every other animal on earth? Welcome to a world after humanity... No one is exactly certain where the sibla came from. Some say they evolved from humans long ago, slowly taking power as their numbers increased. Taller, stronger, and longer-lived, than homo sapiens it isn't too hard to imagine. Now humans must face a reality in which they are no more than animals, domesticated beasts bred for their master's various needs and hungers. Rachel Turner is only eight years old. Born in Demin, one of the last remaining free human settlements on earth, she has never been forced to face the reality of life under a sibla Master, living a carefree existence in her hidden village. Magnus Kendrick is a sibla farmer with a sizable estate on which he raises all manner of livestock, from chickens, to sheep, to...humans. He is also the man destined to purchase Rachel's life. *Warning: This book contains a certain degree of gore and disturbing themes Beautiful cover by @my_fairytale 2016 Fright Fest Gold Winner Cryptic's Choice 2017 WATTY Winner ( Story Smiths category) *All Rights Reserved

Amber Garrett, the newest BLINK agent, is forced to prove herself when her first mission involves an alien threat that could destroy all of humanity. ***** Amber Garrett can blink teleporting herself to anywhere she wants to go which means she's a natural recruit for the galaxy-spanning BLINK organisation. Fresh out of training she's sent to a colony on the edge of space where contact has been lost. The colony's silence however isn't due to an equipment malfunction and Amber quickly discovers she's the last hope the BLINK organisation has to stop a threat to the entire galaxy. It may be her first mission but she'll have to use every ounce of her talent not just to stay alive but to prevent the destruction of all of humanity. [NB. THIS IS A WATTPAD ORIGINALS STORY] [[word count: 70 000-80 000 words]]

Pokémon memes for your enjoyment!! Note: This book is practically stuck in 2016/2017, because it was pretty much made back then. Have fun!

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Once a upon a time, there was a girl called (Y/N). She was an angel. An angel that specialise in fighting and healing as well as control over water (water bending XD). She was also incredibly smart as well as her heavenly looks, she only had one downfall, & that was being too clumsy for her own good. Despite all this, she is undergoing her final assessment to be a professional warrior angel. She has been handed to the care of the four dragons from a distant land for the said assessment. These dragons then spoke to her, giving her task. There were three rules 1. Not to expose her identity unless absolutely necessary. 2. Do not tell one side what you know about the other while with either side. And finally, the last rule, the most important one 3. Do not fall in love with any humans If all three rules are broken she will become a fallen angel.

Welcome to the world of Warriors. Where The world is just a game server, where warriors fight for territory by Pokemon battles, where the dark forest has caused CW II and missiles must be used to stop these terror. What will happen? Only you can answer the question.