This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

Ever since the first time Apple set eyes on her, she had a gut feeling that Marshmallow was just a bit different than the others. ...What Apple can't decide is what "different" means, exactly. The only question that vexes her more than what makes her different is, "Why do I feel so weird when I think about her?" Inanimate Insanity. Contains Marshmallow x Apple (Marshple) from Apple's POV. Independent from A Marshmallow's Guide to Loving a Complete Idiot, but contains references to that story.)

(I couldn't help myself, I like theses two games all lot so please don't judge and Frisk is still a girl, also Chara is going to be here as a ghost flying beside Frisk (they are a girl as well, she's a pacifist child too :) ) (Picture cover belongs to me) After All the monster's have been Free from the underground, the King and Queen, Asgore and Toriel, needed to have an ambassador on their side when having an Embassy. (Frisk is about 8 years old here okay) Frisk suggested if she could help them, but according to the country's rules, she's to young to be one. So that couldn't happen, Asgore and Toriel would have to leave with the people who made the rules to change it, so they had to leave Asriel and Frisk with Sans and Papyrus's, to take care of them at their new house. (All monster have new houses on the surface). As Sans turned on their old TV, he put on a old Cartoon, "Bendy And Boris Adventures". Frisk told them that, that Cartoon Used to be very popular back then, but she never new it would still be on to this day. As Sans and Papyrus left to get some groceries, both Frisk and Asriel had to stay inside of the house, both kids weren't sure why. But as they looked at the TV, continuing to watch the Cartoon, a knock was heard from the door, they opened it to reveal a old mail with black ink around it, as they opened it, it was pretty old, and it was signed by a person name, Joey Drew. Then a flash of light from the TV opened a portal, as they backed up, they were pulled into the portal. And as they opened their eyes, they were in shocked to be in a strange old building. Note: Looking back at this Yes I have noticed my many spelling mistakes and unnecessary long paragraphs, I could edit them but I'm too busy + lazy :')

For many Fans who Like Yin-Yang on Inanimate Insanity , this story is telling about they life. Yin and Yang will telling you a story about they're life's PS: They are brothers now in this story,not they own different personality Edit: Cover