Jacksepticeye has a life beyond youtube, but do his strange video characters? The egos decided it would be a good idea to rent apartments in the same building, so they could be close and help each other out, but who knows if that was the right decision. Now they're just making the best of it and living their lives. These are the Septics. (( This is a series of integrated, short stories. There are new stories... when I have ideas for them. These are some slice of life short stories, about Jack's egos all living in the same apartment building. The cover didn't... fit together as nicely as the Iplier House one? I tried though. ))

Markiplier and Jacksepticeye's egos sometimes act childish, but things hit a whole new level when they turn up as actual ankle biters. Will Mark and Jack be destined to learn about parenthood from their own tiny monster clones, or will they uncover the truth about how the egos became children and find a way to reverse it? (( This a long, chapter story. Completed. ** There's now a sequel, "Youtuber Sitting". ** Yup. The egos but as children. This was like... the first fan fiction I wrote. Yeah, it's a weird concept and a weird place to start, sue me! Also, when I made the cover for this book, I laughed the entire time and still laugh every time I look at it. I can't take Mark making that face. So I'm sorry. NOTE: This book was written during Nov & Dec of 2017. When I started writing it, Jameson Jackson didn't have a name yet, and wouldn't until I was halfway through the story. Thanks. ))

Playing music has always been a big part of Phil's life. From the time he was five, and banging spoons against the table, to present day; seventeen years old and apart of the upcoming Alt. Rock/Everything-In-Between band, Heinous. It's an easy life to live, he's sure. Making music with his best friends, trying to avoid failing high school the best he can, and getting his parents to stay off his back about 'that God-awful noise'. And there's Dan Howell. His sex-on-legs, hot tempered boyfriend, who miraculously shares his love of music. It's like they're meant to be. You know, except they're apart of different bands. Rival bands, to be exact, with every member hating the other, with a vengeance. They know damn well not to publicise their relationship, not with a certain competition coming up that could make or break them; the tension would be off the charts and would do nothing but cause unwanted drama. But you can't keep secrets forever. And with the stress of practice and their band members on their backs, it's getting harder to keep it in the dark.

***Knowledge of Heathers/Dear Evan Hansen not necessary*** Two lonely souls meet by chance and spin off on a coarse all their own. A story of love and loss, passion and pills, incest and injustice. All from the perspective of one, snarky narrator. Here's a spoiler: They both die. Have fun, y'all. Trigger warnings: •Rape •Suicide •Drug Use •Violence •Self Harm •Death

| Book 1 in the Sanders Series: Anxiety | 'If he was drowning, he'd just have to learn how to swim. Even if he was tempted to let himself go under.' ! PLEASE DO NOT COMMENT ABOUT DECEIT, THIS WAS BEFORE HIS TIME ! ! PRE-'ACCEPTING ANXIETY' ! || COMPLETED ||

AKA: Percy Adopts Everything WARNING! YAOI IS IN THIS STORY! (Yaoi = Boy x Boy) Tony/Percy/Bucky In this story, Percy is nineteen, Tony is twenty four, and Bucky is twenty six

Oneshots to help PHIL your thirst for phan. Are you looking for a good time? Click now to meet Ironic meme loving trash in your area Any meme trash of Dan and Phil are my friends. WE IS A PHAMILY of SKUNK NUGGETS YO. SWIGGITY SWEED PLEASE READ.

Just a collection of phan one shots. All 100% written by me, and which you should 100% read. (It's mostly angst I'm warning you). Requests greatly welcomed.

A mute!siren!Bucky and skinny!Steve AU. You can find this story on AO3 and FF.net Rated T for some descriptions of violence and gore.