Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"i think the world is falling apart and no one can make it better but you..." albus is in love. draining, destructive, deadly. he's stuck in something greater than he is. people who have been forgotten are not always gone... who else lurks in the shadows of voldemort, a villain dead, though his followers work effortlessly to revive what he started. albus is in love. is scorpius?