Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Everyone finds Dante attractive. Even Ariel. She'd rather not. No amount of dark, mysterious and cavalier should be that appealing. Not even when her job requires his involvement. When Ariel accepts an invitation that leads to one night of passion, his mystery unravels. Dante isn't human. But his revelation isn't the only discovery that threatens to change both their lives forever. Can she keep her heart from complicating things further despite the newly discovered realisation that it's too late? For every day their romance grows, so do the dangers, which will have them embarking on the darkest and most passionate ride of their lives with no idea if they'll make it. .

Follow the adventures of an evil baby genius as he tries to figure out how to make mommy come around to his way of thinking.

"Jane Eyre" follows the emotions and experiences of its eponymous character, including her growth to adulthood, and her love for Mr. Rochester, the byronic master of fictitious Thornfield Hall.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. Find ways to include laughter in your daily life. If you enjoy horror and humor, this joke book is just for you! ;) **Updated daily**