Time and Space are battling each other through three versions of the same sarcastic jerk. Once he finally chooses whether he wants to have power over space or time based powers, the fabric of reality will finally burn. Before that can happen, he'll make great friends. Like a pirate made out of a flea, Ketchup from the internet dating website, a demon possessed teddy bear, and a flamingo and/or sword of order. Can he stop something from happening? Obviously, because that is super vague. Find out what happens in this book bu using your eyes.