John Cena thought he had everything in life, he was even a famous internet meme. But that all changed when he met Shrek, I guess life can't be so perfect.

Jade finds herself pregnant, and she has to deal with the repercussions of it. {victorious fanfiction}

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Leaving home eight years ago wasn't the worst mistake MaryBeth Waters made, every decision since then has been worse. Coming home to face who she was and who she has become will not be easy. What will everyone say when the pastor's daughter returns with a sinful past that will have everyone talking? What will happen between her and Joey, does he still love her after all this time and all those men? And why can't her ex-boss Richard leave her alone?

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

A short story of how Dora got pregerz. Many adventrz in dis boook Enjoy eet or else. Btw the grammar is going to be horrible. I made it that way though what u gon do about it (Photo credit: Unknown)

Violet Jesperson was dared. But hey! Who doesn't like being dared? When she finds the dare is to fake date Draco Malfoy ... she wonders whether she'll be able to succeed in crushing his heart without killing the annoying git first. Cover by: kyladava (To Be Re-Edited)

Title: Irresistible Poison (Chapter 01) Author Name: Rhysenn Rating: PG-13 Spoilers: PS/SS, CoS, PoA, GoF.. Written between Goblet of Fire and Order of Phoenix. Genre: Slash, Drama Era: Multiple Eras Main Character(s): D, H Ship(s): None Summary: A Harry/Draco SLASH romance. Under the influence of a love potion, Draco learns that poison doesn't always bring death -- there are other ways to suffer and live. Chemical emotion runs feverish as Harry and Draco discover the intoxication of love. Written by a remorseless slash girl *g*, this story explores the intricate relationship between Harry and Draco. Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.