I have such a totally normal life. Firstly, I'm an assassin and I'm living a double life. Secondly, my job is to kill mysterious-hot-boy-who-happens-to-be-my-next-door-neighbour. (Archer McHottie) And lastly, I'm actually the chosen one. Oh yeah, and one direction is involved. My life has never been so totally normal. --- Awesome cover by graphicqueen! Updates once a week! :-)