LOADS OF FICTIONAL HUMOUR ABOUT QUEEN (basically if you read this your gonna witness just how sassy freddie Mercury was) this is written for all the wonderful queen fans out there and my inspiration is from @caviarandcigarettes this is my first fanfic/multiple fanfics. I hope this makes you laugh xx :everything is fiction and there is no copy right, I don't care if u use my ideas from this, also I will post a queen meme with each fic:

"He smelled flowery, he was a carrier. In this world of breeders and carriers (neutrals, too, but they didn't really have a specific smell), there were different scents. Carriers were very flowery when they were simply carriers but they were fruity when they were pregnant- Freddie was flowery. Breeders smelled very masculine, there was no actual way to describe it but carriers loved it." Imagine 1980 Freddie Mercury and the classic Jim Hutton that we all know and love. Now imagine them in 2016 London, Queen was never a thing and everyone is just average- it's quite interesting. I'm awful at descriptions, sorry. Mpreg? Of course. Mature content? Duh! None of the pictures used in chapters belong to me. [started August 29, 2016 - finished November 6, 2016]

Another short about Freddie's cooking.

For Ella, moving to the other side of the globe was a rather mad thing to do, but that mightn't be the craziest thing to happen... Inspiration for the title taken from the Icehouse song 'Crazy' - I really recommend giving it a listen!

Chrissie and Veronica are very close to becoming mothers. Chrissie, a first timer and Veronica's second. It was a time for new additions, new fears and new experiences. Why not celebrate it all? The new addition in your life doesn't have to be an 'actual' baby. It could always be something else. Sometimes new additions mean new changes.

Pretty girl Rogerina Tiffany sees a hottie at her new job? Will they fall in LOVE?!?!?! FIND OUT!!! [I swear to God this is just for fun and I am not trying to make fun of Freddie.]

Behold, my beloved Queenies... THE BOOK OF QUEEN TEXTS!!!

It all started in 1971 when that mousey looking boy walked on stage to do a simple bassist audition. Who would've thought that it'd get this far? Warning: There are some mature parts in this book, I just didn't want to mark the book as mature because I didn't want Wattpad deleting any of my chapters!! this is an AU so obviously not everything is correct. [started March, 2016 - finished November 27, 2016]

Brian has a special birthday surprise waiting for Freddie once the clock strikes 12.