A collection of terms regarding Cybertron.

Silverjack is a wrecker and she has been missing for eons. When she stumbles apon an Autobot signal, little does she know that she has found her long lost friend. And she will now be able to tell the one true mech she has always loved the way she feels for him.

A bunch of funny, romantic, or just plain stupid one-shots! Reader and character. I'm also taking requests, so if you want a certain thing to happen to a certain character, be my guest!, ask away! Some are (Y/n) as human, and others are (Y/n) as Cybertronian.

What happens when Miko brings a cat, that looks like a certain warlord, back to the base? Well there's laughter, frustration, and awkwardness. Yes, Ratchet's hell. Not only does the cat look like Megatron, but also acts like him. Is there a secret behind the cat or just an amazing phenomenon. Whatever the reason, it's pretty darn funny shouting at 'Megatron' and putting a tutu on him and - I've said too much...

Well, I decided that if I keep posting my 'Ways to annoy' one-shots individually, then it'd get too crowded in my works, so I'm combining all future 'Ways to annoy' works under one fic. Enjoy!

[ CANCELLED - sorry i'm not gonna be updating this anymore ] While on a mission, Bumblebee and Smokescreen are turned into what they never thought they'd be again... SPARKLINGS! How will the Autobots cope with two troublesome sparklings on their team? What happens when they find that the sparklings are diseased and handicapped? Will they ever become normal again? READ AND FIND OUT! NO PAIRINGS [Rated T for slight violence and Cybertronian swearing]