PREPARE FOR THE WEIRDEST, MOST RANDOM FANTASY EVER! What do you get when you combine a sadistic magician, a kleptomaniac girl who wants to take him for all he's worth, a magicless wizard, an undead butler, a researcher out for the secret to immortality, a talking wyvern, a cavernous library, and an island graveyard? Well, for starters, you get a story like Potter's Field.

(An Artemis Fowl Fanfiction) Two friends, Syd and Liz, find themselves in the midst of a sort of mystery. Both have hidden pasts, and unknown futures. So, with the help of Artemis Fowl, Butler, Holly Short, and Syd's sister Jenevieve, the two set out to make their future known. But can Liz and Syd trust Artemis? (Book one of the Tandem Series.)