"You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I be of assistance?" "Hey, can I rent some snow boots and skis? Maybe even a girlfriend, if you've got any in stock." "Awesome, do you want to order a life along with that? The gift wrapping's free of charge." "I'll take what I can get." ...
"This is Westerden Optometrist. What are your symptoms?" "For starters, my eyesight has been super blurry and distorted, and this problem is starting to screw up seventeen-year-old life. Speaking of which, you sound kind of young for an optometrist. How old are you?" "Um, I don't think it'd be the greatest idea for th...
"So... do you need a babysitter or not? "Yes, but not just any babysitter. I have two little sisters, so can you do their hair if they want you to?" "I can put their hair in pigtails." "You're hired." {Highest Ranking: #9 in Short Story} all rights reserved © the-booknook on wattpad
The Dark Thief, hero or menace; life may throw everything at him, but he'll survive, he always does