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Sarcastic comebacks

Just a book of random stuff. Quotes/Lyrics/Funny Things/anything really! Enjoy! :) ~~ These are not mine! I get them from mainly Google, but also from Tumblr, Pinterest, and We Heart It.

Love quotes? You have come to the right place my friend. Like a lot of readers/nerds/internet addicts I am in love with some of the quotes I find from places like TV shows, books, bands, inspirational famous people, and the like. You'll find some insults and comebacks floating around in here too somewhere, which I give you all permission to use against people that probably deserve being taken down a notch! *Also, if people have any requests, feel free to message me and I'll probably get round to doing it like two or three months later :) I'll dedicate the chapter you requested to you as well :)*

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Funny and sometimes mean comebacks and insults maybe you could use them i have used them before jjejeje left them speechless.....

100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)

All in the title, guys, it's all in the title, and more!!!!!!

"...No I'm practicing how to die..." "...I'm sorry, but I didn't know I wake up so I can impress you..." "...I was attacking the floor!..." "...Sorry my shower wasn't working so I came and decided to shower in the rain..." "...Say what now?..." Ellie Carbuckle is a random and a little stupid. She doesn't know how to mind her own business and gets in a lot of trouble. Follow her in her adventures! Start reading it now! I promise it won't bite(but it can scratch XP)! cover done by @TheFunkadelicArtist (I did it ^.^)