Sweet, fluffy, and romantic Patrick Stump imagines for the people. Since Patrick is married and taken, we just have to hopelessly fake-date him through fanfiction written by me, a sad emo teenager who doesn't have a social life and spends all her free time wandering hopelessly through Hot Topic. It's kind of depressing to think about. Wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah. Imagines. Read them.

Everyday burns about bands. DISCLAIMER: THESE ARE ALL A JOKE

The Internet can be one strange place. top ranks: short story #211. humour #444

A word that strikes fear into the hearts of humanity. A word that affects nearly everyone. A word that has killed millions, and continues mercilessly on its murderous rampage. A word that is now all too familiar to Fall Out Boy.

Finished reading Allegiant? Love it but used up a whole tissue box? (I know I did!) Life after the truth was hard for everyone, some lost lives, memories and hope. But the impossible is made possible by bringing a dead soul back to life, one that couldn't be forgotten. Having escaped the dangers of Chicago this one soul thinks that maybe their life can be safe and ordinary. But they have never been more wrong.

When I woke up in this prison, I didn't remember anything. I don't know my name, who my parents are, or whether or not I had a boyfriend. I do know one thing, though. I'm locked up here because I'm dangerous. I have an ability that people are terrified of. I'm writing everything I know on the walls of my cell to find out what it is, so I can find out what I am, and so I can figure out the truth. And when I do, I will make these walls come crashing down.

Mother may I go out to swim, Yes my darling daughter, Hang your clothes up neat and trim But don't go near the water.

They Said It Was An Accident... Sawyer Dodd is a star athlete, a straight-A student, and the envy of every other girl who wants to date Kevin Anderson. When Kevin dies in a tragic car crash, Sawyer is stunned. Then she opens her locker to find a note: You're welcome. Someone saw what he did to her. Someone knows that Sawyer and Kevin weren't the perfect couple they seemed to be. And that someone—a killer—is now shadowing Sawyer's every move... "What a ride! Full of twists and turns—including an ending you won't see coming!"—April Henry, New York Times bestselling author of The Girl Who Was Supposed to Die I will be posting new chapters of Truly Madly Deadly every WEDNESDAY as a run-up to the release of my brand new thriller See Jane Run (JAN 2014). Enjoy!

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?