IS YOUR CHILD MENTALLY ILL? ARE THEY CONTAGIOUS? ARE THEY POSSESSED BY SATAN? OR WERE THEY SIMPLY EXPOSED TO TOO MUCH ELLEN DEGENERES??? However this happened, whoever made your precious offspring this way, we assure you THIS. CAMP. CAN. HELP! Just bring your confused teenager here in June and when they come home in August they'll be the perfectly normal, heterosexual, cisgender, son or daughter they were before they became tainted! You might've seen this prompt on your Tumblr feed about a thousand times.

you're the color of everything that's ever meant anything

Phil tops, and here's the reasons why. Don't even try to fight me on this, hear me out.

Dan Howell takes up a opportunity to travel halfway across the world to be an exchange student. Phil Lester is appalled when his parents decide to tackle the challenge of housing an exchange student to 'straighten him out' from his aggressive teenager ways.

Dan Howell secretly loves Phil Lester. Phil Lester secretly loves Dan Howell. Dan Howell is bullied. Phil Lester is best friends with Dan's bully. Dan Howell wants to die. Phil Lester is too afraid to stop him.

phil loves flower crowns. phil loves fit boys. dan loves piercings. dan loves pretty boys. [pastel phil / punk dan]

|||Dan Howell Fanfic||| Saphiya is a 23 year old girl, her job as a photographer of nature makes it hard for her to stay in one place, but when she takes a trip to visit her long time friend, Phil Lester, she meets his new roommate, aka Phil's new best friend. Will she end up with a broken heart? Or has she finally found a happy life.

Some Phan oneshots, I decided to write them all into a collection instead of having separate stories for each one. If there is smut or triggers in a story, I'll put a warning at the beginning :) enjoy Also if you're looking for a cool phan account on insta, mine is @spooky.amazingphanonfire

just a simple phanfic, for times way past your bedtime, when you run out of all good ones, i got you :) ps.: dont forget to vote you cunts

{highest ranking; #41 in fanfiction} Two Youtubers, one story. This starts cringey & unrealistic but it gets better, I swear. This is a 'safe' fanfic. I intend that no self harm, suicide, eating disorders etc are included in this book. If there is, I will put a disclaimer at the start of the chapter. Grammar police welcome to correct me in the comments.