Dallon keeps getting boxes of candy hearts in his locker with notes attached. (will be updated from February 14-March 1♡) ©whatwedoforfun

"Wait, who the hell is he?" "That's John. He's the vocalist of The Maine that we're having a tour with." The time Dallon made a (unlikely tall) friend and Brendon is not jealous. Nope. (One Shot AU)

It's the day Dallon's on food sampling duty at the supermarket. It's probably the easiest job for him to get paid for. Just offer some cubes of cheese with a toothpick and smile. It's really easy, simple and fun. But the one time things were odd was when this guy keeps coming back, taking samples from him probably for the 7th time. ...Oh, look. He's coming back. (One Shot AU)

New schools are supposed to be filled with great new experiences, new friends, new rules to (never) break. And for Dallon, that proves to be correct. Pulling pranks, skipping class, nothing he'd ever done before, all said new experiences under his belt. And to make it even better, they'd all been accomplished with the aid of the incredibly stunning (and enticing, and gorgeous, and heartbroken for the 56th time) Brendon Urie from down the hall, and his other partners in crime, Pete, Patrick, and Ryan. Everything goes according to the nonexistent plan. Well, at least it does for the first 218 days. .:..::...:::...::..:. "I'll see you tomorrow, alright?" .:..::...:::...::..:. Based on Looking For Alaska because I love that book

Ah yes, the classic ditch and cold shoulder combo - something Dallon is used to, which is definitely not a good thing, in case you were unaware. But thanks to Brendon, he's much more than simply aware of how awful it feels to watch your best friend leave you in the dust with no explanation, how it feels to watch your EX best friend make the optimal position on the famous football team and win 3 national championships in a row, get nothing but A's for 3 years, and do it all with the football teams beloved halfback. It's a good thing his comedic friend is there to keep him company. But first of all, how? Second of all, bad luck always makes its way to everyone, as does good luck to everybody else that'd been stuck in a never ending pit of despair for far too long. And third of all, Dallon's luck is about to change. ... "If only we knew," I told him, watching my own words twist up in frigid smoke "if only we knew that years later we wouldn't speak to each other until now, if only we knew how fucked up things would turn out to be." "I wouldn't dare to trade a second of any of it if I knew I'd end up right back here with you."

I've never heard him say... (Brallon One Shot AU)

"Uh, so this isn't my class?" "No it isn't, Mr. Urie." A new teacher keeps barging into Dallon's class by mistake. Or is it? (Brallon One Shot AU)

"Well, I'm surprised he even has fans." Brendon jokes as a fan fawns over Dallon's works during The Brobecks. Dallon just laughs at it as if it was nothing. But in Kenneth's eyes, he can see the hurt in the taller man's eyes each time the vocalist does it.

This title is pretty self explanatory. Just a warning; this is super sad. Possible triggers

"Dallon, why are we lying on the floor?" "...We're bonding." We all have that silently eccentric friend that makes our lives a bit insane. But Brendon doesn't mind 'insane', so long as he gets to be with Dallon. (One Shot AU)