*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more often, don't. Why did the robots rise up? What did they want? Why couldn't they be stopped? Can they be stopped now? Is humanity doomed? And what the f--k is going on with the squirrels? You will get the answers to all of these questions. Or some of these questions. Or none of these questions. We'll see. I will be updating this once a week until I run out of stuff that I find funny. Then I'm done. Cover art courtesy of the hilarious and ridiculously talented Dave Pressler. (http://www.davepresslerart.com)

Sa lahat ng kwentong dinadaan daanan lang...magtirik ng kandila. Sa lahat writers na napupundi na ang ilaw ng kanilang pangarap... magtirik ng kandila. Sa lahat ng gwapo... itirik n'yo sa akin ang inyong mga kandila. Ui Joke lang. --- Just a piece of siomai for the weary writer's soul

What kind of beauty do you want to achieve? - Ito ang kwento ng isang nunal na tinuturong may pasimuno ng lahat ng kamalasan sa buhay ni Mona.

Jennifer thinks beyond her age. Miruto is on a mission. Governor is enslaved by his dreams. G seeks peace in his own way. Yaya needs to win back her pride. Mayor fears the unknown. And Gretchen is looking for the CR...