funny jokes not mine :-)

Ever had a moment, where you were texting and you or you're friend made an autocorrect mistake, or just said something really funny? Well Then You Must Like To Laugh!!! Funny Texts is A Collection of , well uh, it's in the name. But Read This Book If You Want To Laugh!!! WARNING ⚠: THIS BOOK IS VERY HILARIOUS! ENTER @ YOUR OWN RISK

One day, I decided to write random fictional stories about breakups. The first one was when I was feeling particularly depressed and I came up with a super sad one. Enjoy (Note: the first one's male character is Cole Sprouse)

Sad book it might make you cry not 100% sure If you need to get things off your chest please call out to someone and not have it build up People do care about you more than you know Also if you know someone who need helps please tell them to call: tel:131114 Australia suicide number tel: 1-800-273-8255 American suicide number Please suicide is not the answer, please make a call it will help you

Hello, here comes a another funny story, prank calls, some may actually be real and some are made up enjoy :) inspired by: Ownage pranks (youtube)

WARNING: I SHALL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY STUPID THINGS YOU DO BECAUSE OF THIS BOOK. I DO NOT PERSONALLY OWN ALL OF THESE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS MOST DEFINITELY ADVISED. When you're bored, you go do something to make you "un-bored". I suggest Netflix, Youtube, or if you're a bookworm, reading. Personally, I'm more of a WattpadWorm, but you can be any type of worm you want to be, I'm not judging. When you're really bored, you can read my book. Go try some of these things. Tell me how it works. If you get kicked out of somewhere, I feel your pain. I have gotten "Please leave"s and "We would prefer it if you were to not come back here."s for dares. I've also gotten kicked out of lecture halls for laughing too loudly with my friends or "being a disruption". BUT THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT. What even was my point? Oh yeah, I would love if you would read my book. I'm just a starting author, and every bit of criticism helps. I thank all of my readers so so much and you are fabulous. #34 in random ?! i know it may not last long, but RAD, BRO // keep reading, don't judge the book from this comment.

Just some funny stories :v

For those annoying ass motherfuckers that need to learn how to shut their mouth. Vote and Comment please :) Enjoy! :) ~ FarahTariqx WARNING// Please do not read if you're easily offended. Some of the content is really mean but that's kind of the point.