Literally just really bad puns. Oh God... Brace yourself.

In my group of friends, I am known for my absolutely, downright horrible jokes and puns. Therefore I am making this for a list of my horrible jokes/puns. This will also probably be daily because I make bad puns and jokes a lot. ☆ #638 in Humor (6/6/17) ☆

The best puns and jokes you can hear...

I make a lot of bad jokes and puns. They've become part of my personality. So, what better way to express my personality than a book full of them!

"My beautiful Puppet Boy and my beautiful Puppet Girl." A teenage boy and girl find themselves trapped in the lair of a crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ #1 in horror - 12/6/15 [featured - 12/30/15] IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack. Furthermore, please go to this link: www.wattpad.com/user/z0mbies, and report to me where you are reading this story. Thank you. WARNING: This story contains distressing material. Reader discretion advised. The characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

**Officially published as Clique Bait with HarperTeen!** Payment is usually a part of a basic transaction. You give and then you take. But, at Arlington Preparatory, people take at their leisure. They take their entertainment in the form of humiliation. They get what they want at the expense of their pawns. But they never pay. Chloe Whittaker has a hit list. But not exactly the murder kind. After her best friend is ripped from Arlington, punished for her fascination with climbing the hierarchy, she knows she has to end them. One by one. Revenge is sweet, and inflicting it is even sweeter. Only, what if someone she's determined to destroy, starts to win over her heart? Highest rank: #1 in teen fiction cover by @supernovass

Natsu, Lucy, and Happy were heading back to Fairy Tail from a mission. When they walk upon a girl unconscious in the forest and takes her to Fairy Tail. And she turns out to be Gray's younger sister and a dragon slayer as well? How will this turn out? > > > > > > WARNING : REALLY SLOW UPDATES < < < < < < This will be based off Fairy Tail's story line. I DO NOT own Fairy Tail, I only own Crystal and Bree, and maybe some others I add later on in the story, I don't know. This is my first love story I ever made, so I hope it's good.

Nathan Sykes goes to Gloucester All Boys School. Next door is Gloucester All Girls School. Every girl that sees Nathan falls in love with him, gaining himt eh title of Mr Popular by the boys at his school. Nathan only has eyes for one girl. The girl who sits alone, the girl nobody goes neatr. He just can't help it. He's fallen for her. But what happened when the two schools join together for a school party? When Nathan asks Becca to dance? Will their love bloom or will something get in the way?

Lucy goes to a new school. What will happen? What will The Mafia sons do? What will happen if the scariest boy in the school boy falls in love with The kindest person in the world? Keep reading to find out.

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